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Man Stuck Inside After Getting Caught with Someone's Wife

Discussion in 'LOVE, MARRIAGE, THE SEXES' started by rudeboy, May 11, 2012.

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  1. rudeboy

    rudeboy Well-Known Member

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    Yeah right!! Magun my left foot!! Hissssssss.

    It's so easy to see what 'happened'. Guy gets busted with other man wifey and is told "Lie down there or my machete is cutting ya neck". Fear of crowd-sourced-beating allow am stand u?. He was NOT stuck in her... watch it again... he wasn't even in her unless he has a three foot schlong... look the part where him lie down for her now!
     
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    That makes sense! Thanks for the tip, I almost fell for that magun thing!
     
  4. Village-Boi

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    Teehee!
     
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    vBOI mAGUN IS REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Village-Boi

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    Shebi you don see where two dogs stuck together?... That is REAL and it's nature not magun! Until you film me a human couple that look like the dogs and we can see that no pulling apart is gonna make anything plop out then forget about old wives' tales!

    Look the video again... as soon as it was time to take the man to the police station or shursh as a money-making gimmick he quick, quick stood up and weared his trosis. He didn't even rub 'said area' like persin wey something dey pain... find a guy that has got his thingy caught in his zips and he will swear you can nefa put ya trosis on like that without a healthy fear and a good eye inspection.
    Even the woman self was quarter to chewing chin-gum and playing with her phone... magun my left cheek!! What a load of bollocks. Hisssssss lol.
     
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    Abeg me i no de rook any video. i de work oh. heeeeen make u no go try ur luck, anytin wey u see.... Anyway we dey to pray for you
     
  8. Field Marshal

    Field Marshal ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER

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    This is very humiliating! How could the police be involved in this mess? I weep for Africa. The couple should sue the police for damages. I'm really appalled. Btw, there was no magun involved here.
     
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    Police? Me I think say na members of public in fancy dress - them too wan see wetin no exist lol

    Errrmmmm I beg which 'couple' did you mean... the 'lover' couple or the 'really-really' couple?
     
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    Field Marshal ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER

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    Yes, I mean the lover couple. They have rights too. Their Rights to privacy was violated by the mob and the police for allowing the humiliating spectacle. If it was here, they would have sued those bums.
     
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    Okay, VBoi! On your demand, I watched the video again and I was wondering: which kind mosquito net be that?
    I heard the husband demanded 20,000 Kenyan Shillings from his wife's penetrator! That's about 185€ or 240$! No be small thing o!
    Note it was only when the mile-2 suit-wearing pastor came to pray that the two were finally separated! I was actually waiting for resounding dirty slaps from the pastor, but I was disappointed!
    The whole thing left me dump founding and my word altering level is now zero!
     
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    Maybe the hubby was pimping the wife then... and I wouldn't be surprised if the pastor now wears tailor-made suits from Savile row. Don't be dupmfouded... the whole thing na business proposal that went very well.
     
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    It's not magun. Magun is not real.
    This is a rare condition called penis (or penile) captivus.
    You can read about it hia:
    Penis captivus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    It happens every year in RB's villa:spiny:
     
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    HM! Abeg, who is RB? Lol!!!!
     
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    They say magun is not real. They say people no dey crow like rooster. They say peple no dey summersault. Okay o, until it happens to you na den u go know say God no get rival.

    Even the video shows the man releasing them from their captivity, that's why the wife's lover was really shocked and surprised. Penis Captivus o, vaginismus o, don't doubt the power of the ones who know the earth.
     
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    :roll:roll:roll
     
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    I would've liked to see somebody actually try to physically separate them. To me, the stuff they showed in that video clip ain't conclusive.

    O pari
     
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