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Manti Te'o: A made-up girlfriend and a national hoax

Village-Boi

Well-Known Member
#4
This is not a problem, it is a real. I was once a shidren, you too was once a shidren... when we was but a shidren we all had 'imaginary' friend/s... we woke up one day and the friend/s haves gone. Is that not a die? So why are they complaining that he carried his imagine friend from shidrenhood to manhood?... That is called a loyalty... eerrrrmmmmm 'point'.
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
#5
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
damn! i just burst into loud laughter and i am really supposed to be working on this thing for my oga.
damn VB.
*sneaking back to work*
This is not a problem, it is a real. I was once a shidren, you too was once a shidren... when we was but a shidren we all had 'imaginary' friend/s... we woke up one day and the friend/s haves gone. Is that not a die? So why are they complaining that he carried his imagine friend from shidrenhood to manhood?... That is called a loyalty... eerrrrmmmmm 'point'.
 

kaymax

Well-Known Member
#6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
damn! i just burst into loud laughter and i am really supposed to be working on this thing for my oga.
damn VB.
*sneaking back to work*
Have you now seen why we must band together to petition for VB's removal from this forum? This man will cause us to lose jobs, clients, and everything else from laffter!!!
 

Village-Boi

Well-Known Member
#8
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
damn! i just burst into loud laughter and i am really supposed to be working on this thing for my oga.
damn VB.
*sneaking back to work*
Have you now seen why we must band together to petition for VB's removal from this forum? This man will cause us to lose jobs, clients, and everything else from laffter!!!
Ok nah. Dudette 1 & Dudette 2... make yous be there laffing. It's not a funny... tomorrow now they will say "String his lying hide up on a Lance, take away his 7 world T-shirts... infact even locks him up in padded office section."
Oh sorry, dids I say office... if you like no do ya work. If Oga office catch you don't call my name... (required to proofs will be failure) I am an 'imaginary friend'. You people don't know that's it's 17.50 something in the UK... works has finito.
 

Abike

Well-Known Member
#9
:roll
:roll

It shant be well with your enemy!!! Haba kilode! :roll

This is not a problem, it is a real. I was once a shidren, you too was once a shidren... when we was but a shidren we all had 'imaginary' friend/s... we woke up one day and the friend/s haves gone. Is that not a die? So why are they complaining that he carried his imagine friend from shidrenhood to manhood?... That is called a loyalty... eerrrrmmmmm 'point'.
 

Abike

Well-Known Member
#10
we see that! :p

Ok nah. Dudette 1 & Dudette 2... make yous be there laffing. It's not a funny... tomorrow now they will say "String his lying hide up on a Lance, take away his 7 world T-shirts... infact even locks him up in padded office section."
Oh sorry, dids I say office... if you like no do ya work. If Oga office catch you don't call my name... (required to proofs will be failure) I am an 'imaginary friend'. You people don't know that's it's 17.50 something in the UK... works has finito.
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
#11
insane! :happy0194:
Ok nah. Dudette 1 & Dudette 2... make yous be there laffing. It's not a funny... tomorrow now they will say "String his lying hide up on a Lance, take away his 7 world T-shirts... infact even locks him up in padded office section."
Oh sorry, dids I say office... if you like no do ya work. If Oga office catch you don't call my name... (required to proofs will be failure) I am an 'imaginary friend'. You people don't know that's it's 17.50 something in the UK... works has finito.
 

kaymax

Well-Known Member
#12
Ok nah. Dudette 1 & Dudette 2... make yous be there laffing. It's not a funny... tomorrow now they will say "String his lying hide up on a Lance, take away his 7 world T-shirts... infact even locks him up in padded office section."
Oh sorry, dids I say office... if you like no do ya work. If Oga office catch you don't call my name... (required to proofs will be failure) I am an 'imaginary friend'. You people don't know that's it's 17.50 something in the UK... works has finito.
Continue to help my petition, pretty soon all will see you are not well. Where is His Majesty so he can lead a vigil on your behalf. Oya, HM, where you dey?
 

Village-Boi

Well-Known Member
#14
Continue to help my petition, pretty soon all will see you are not well. Where is His Majesty so he can lead a vigil on your behalf. Oya, HM, where you dey?
Hissssssss dey there dey wait... you go wait for loooong time. A whole me that even 'man in flowing white gown' told mine motha that I was a goat tied on a tree... could not do anything. His laying hand on me could not to be do it. He cane me sef, that had no effect. He even chopped and swallowed one kilo of that una national flag colour in Red, Blue and White candles and then the highest he could do in the end was to collect one goat, one shickin, plenti candles and Naira notes (completely forgetting to collect mango on top). Petition does not work!

So thefore, therehence and therewhence explains to me hows you that cannot 'lay hand' on me, your 'imaginary friend', is proposing to tender petition to your boss that your laffingitus is cause by me?... I told you then and I told you now I will deny it.
 

ssergit

..still The Drama Queen!
#15
Hissssssss dey there dey wait... you go wait for loooong time. A whole me that even 'man in flowing white gown' told mine motha that I was a goat tied on a tree... could not do anything. His laying hand on me could not to be do it. He cane me sef, that had no effect. He even chopped and swallowed one kilo of that una national flag colour in Red, Blue and White candles and then the highest he could do in the end was to collect one goat, one shickin, plenti candles and Naira notes (completely forgetting to collect mango on top). Petition does not work!

So thefore, therehence and therewhence explains to me hows you that cannot 'lay hand' on me, your 'imaginary friend', is proposing to tender petition to your boss that your laffingitus is cause by me?... I told you then and I told you now I will deny it.
:roll :roll



I swear you should be arrested and locked up IF you do not produce hardass comedies with all these funny things you spray all over NR here!
Dude!!! YOu git talent!!! ha ha ha

'Therehence and Therewhence'???? Hah!!! its 1:41am here in Houston and my laughter almost woke people up! :lol:
 

Village-Boi

Well-Known Member
#16
:roll :roll
I swear you should be arrested and locked up IF you do not produce hardass comedies with all these funny things you spray all over NR here!
Dude!!! YOu git talent!!! ha ha ha

'Therehence and Therewhence'???? Hah!!! its 1:41am here in Houston and my laughter almost woke people up! :lol:
Teehee! You now have permission to go to bed :roll
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
#17
Ok nah. Dudette 1 & Dudette 2... make yous be there laffing. It's not a funny... tomorrow now they will say "String his lying hide up on a Lance, take away his 7 world T-shirts... infact even locks him up in padded office section."
Oh sorry, dids I say office... if you like no do ya work. If Oga office catch you don't call my name... (required to proofs will be failure) I am an 'imaginary friend'. You people don't know that's it's 17.50 something in the UK... works has finito.
Oh...and I see what you did there...lance...7...lying...I see you crase man, I see you.