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Marriage, Sex and Christians

Discussion in 'LOVE, MARRIAGE, THE SEXES' started by Thickmadam, Mar 22, 2013.

  1. kolinzo

    kolinzo Oodua4life

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    I want you guys to understand my contribution on this thread is based on my understanding of Christian values.

    Personally, I don't care about what others do in their bedrooms. However, if na my wife [future] dey use sex toys, that is cheating. I mean how would she feel if she comes home one day and finds me sleeping with a doll? Besides, those sex toys being used are replica of adult entertainer's instrument (lol). Una no dey watch HBO?lol.
     
  2. Sifu

    Sifu Well-Known Member

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    LOL @ hbo. The doll thing is a whole other thing. I guess I am leaning more towards vibrators, dildos, penis rings etc. Would you classify those as cheating also
     
  3. His Majesty

    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    I think the real question here is, why is it that our folks are sex obsessed? Our white and Asian neighbors are searching for cures for cancer and for AIDS, while we're busy looking for another piece of ass!

    A good friend of mine just completed his PhD program at the Beijing University (the Harvard of China). According to him, all the Asian gurls he dated in China (over 14 different gurls) were all virgins. These are all beautiful and well educated college students and many of them have had previous relationships, but sex was not part of the deal. Please, let's tone down all these sex talks abeg....there are more important things in life than sex.

    O pari
     
  4. Sifu

    Sifu Well-Known Member

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    Your friend is a certified ashawo. How did he know they were virgins before they met him. So he honestly believes that these girls were waiting patiently for him to lose their virginity or they just told him?????? I am not sure who is more gullible. You or your friend
     
  5. His Majesty

    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    How did he knew that they were virgins before they met? C'mon now, who wouldn't know when he pops a cherry?
    And by the way, this dude lived in China for over 5 years. So it wasn't like he went on a banging spree in China
    :bouncy
     
  6. Sifu

    Sifu Well-Known Member

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    Even if he lived in china for 20 years he is still an ashawo for banging 14 girls. Yeye. Honestly you must be a virgin sha if you truly believe that there is usually a way to know for sure if you just had sex with a virgin. I always suspected you were a virgin
     
  7. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    sometimes HM, you make it seem as if sex is a dirty, nasty, "it's going to send you straight to hell" thing.
     
  8. His Majesty

    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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  9. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    No thank you.
    I'm not reading your book.
    I don't want to read your book.
    I'm not talking about homosexuality.
    You come across as very offensive when you attempt to make your points.
    You don't make your points in a very christ-like way.
    I'm merely saying that you project sex, period, sex (between anybody - man-woman included) to be dirty and nasty.
    I know for a fact that it is not.
    it is a beautiful and passionate experience (well, when you're with someone who knows what they're doing)

    how surprising for someone whose handle used to be Luv Machine
     
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  10. His Majesty

    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    Hmmm. And I thought we're friends. Na wao.

    So Kaymax is the only friend I've got in this forum, huh?:spiny:
     
  11. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    friends tell each other the truth as they see it.
     

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