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MATURE: 10 dumb mistakes your boyfriend makes

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Dsampler

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1. FORGETTING TO KISS YOU FIRST

While it might turn you on if he goes straight for more sensual parts of your body, have u ever asked yourself, am I a hooker? Why is he going straight for the “couchie”?

Unless he’s paying you by the hour, a proper passionate kiss is the best form of foreplay, always remember that.

2. SQUEEZING YOUR BREAST LIKE ORANGES
Most men act like they are trying to find out if their partner’s tits are silicon bags or naturally endowed. Testing an orange for ripeness should be left for the market place. When it comes to the issue of breasts, tell him to caress, pamper and stroke them. Trust me it makes the sex more fun

3. TALKING NASTY AND DIRTY.
You have to blame those overrated sex movies for this kinda shit. Leave nasty talk to sex chat lines. Nasty dirty talk should be done with the consent of the person you are shagging if not it makes you sound like a complete idiotic freak.

4. “ARE YOU COMING”?
Not really? I came like 5minutes ago. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise when ejaculating and if you missed the time, just keep going, no need to ask.

5. THANKING YOU AFTER SEX
This makes him look desperate, needy and obnoxious. Thanking a woman after sex is like making it sound like she didn’t enjoy it. Women like sex as much as men. Men come one way, women? OK! They have clitoral, vaginal, blended, fullybody and psycholagnic orgasms. You get the gist?

6. GOING ON LIKE A FORMULA-ONE DRIVER.
Hey Buddy, are we in a race? She would one day ask you. In this penis-in-vagina situation, pumping away like an industrial power tool will make her feel like an assembly-line worker. Guys, its sex, not a car-race. Build up slowly, with straight, clean, regular thrusts. If she screams, “F@&#k me harder”, you know what to do!

7. TAKING HIS PANTS OFF FIRST
Imagine him taking his pants off before sex and then you notice he is wearing socks with Barbie/Pokeman characters printed on them. Next…….

8. BITING YOUR NIPPLES
The nipples are very sensitive and biting them like you’re feasting on a lion-burger will only make things worse. You can’t get a woman’s nipples aroused by biting, you only do so by gently sucking them.

9. LEAVING YOU A LITTLE PRESENT
Disposing a condom is the man’s job. You wore it, you get rid of it.

10. CLIMAXING TOO FAST OR TAKING HIS TIME TO CLIMAX
Coming too fast makes it look like you just finished watching an episode of TOM&JERRY. Going on for ages like a warrior chasing a prize will make her vagina sore and her back stiff. Dude, learn to strike a balance.
- amebor.com/dumb-mistakes-boyfriend/
 

Village-Boi

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#2
Why women dey swear by these kain rubbish articles? Enjoy the response!

1. FORGETTING TO KISS YOU FIRST
But ya friend grabbed me so i kissed her first

2. SQUEEZING YOUR BREAST LIKE ORANGES
I have no ploblem bouncing them on the ground like basketball.

3. TALKING NASTY AND DIRTY.
No problem I can dress up like a Priest as long as you wear a Nun's outfit.

4. “ARE YOU COMING”?
If you like come to my place, if you like don't come. One phone call and ya best friend with her friend will come round

5. THANKING YOU AFTER SEX
Me? Thank you? Na lie oh! I'll kick you out straight after, not even in a cab. You get luck if I give you bus fare!

6. GOING ON LIKE A FORMULA-ONE DRIVER.
RE Nos 5 - You deaf? I like bus!

7. TAKING HIS PANTS OFF FIRST
No, wrong. The mission was to take 'yours' off first.

8. BITING YOUR NIPPLES
Sorry, I thought it was Tom-Tom

9. LEAVING YOU A LITTLE PRESENT
Wetin you want na diamond?

10. CLIMAXING TOO FAST OR TAKING HIS TIME TO CLIMAX
Make up your mind, which one you want? Quickie or long time?
 

Dsampler

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#5
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3. TALKING NASTY AND DIRTY.

You have to blame those overrated sex movies for this kinda shit. Leave nasty talk to sex chat lines. Nasty dirty talk should be done with the consent of the person you are shagging if not it makes you sound like a complete idiotic freak. ......
:roll:roll:roll:roll
 

blackpearl

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#6
Why women dey swear by these kain rubbish articles? Enjoy the response!

1. FORGETTING TO KISS YOU FIRST
But ya friend grabbed me so i kissed her first

2. SQUEEZING YOUR BREAST LIKE ORANGES
I have no ploblem bouncing them on the ground like basketball.

3. TALKING NASTY AND DIRTY.
No problem I can dress up like a Priest as long as you wear a Nun's outfit.

4. “ARE YOU COMING”?
If you like come to my place, if you like don't come. One phone call and ya best friend with her friend will come round

5. THANKING YOU AFTER SEX
Me? Thank you? Na lie oh! I'll kick you out straight after, not even in a cab. You get luck if I give you bus fare!

6. GOING ON LIKE A FORMULA-ONE DRIVER.
RE Nos 5 - You deaf? I like bus!

7. TAKING HIS PANTS OFF FIRST
No, wrong. The mission was to take 'yours' off first.

8. BITING YOUR NIPPLES
Sorry, I thought it was Tom-Tom

9. LEAVING YOU A LITTLE PRESENT
Wetin you want na diamond?

10. CLIMAXING TOO FAST OR TAKING HIS TIME TO CLIMAX
Make up your mind, which one you want? Quickie or long time?
VB!!! There is NO HELP for you!
I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll I need recover first. Wohooooo
 

Dsampler

Well-Known Member
#8
Why women dey swear by these kain rubbish articles? Enjoy the response!

1. FORGETTING TO KISS YOU FIRST
But ya friend grabbed me so i kissed her first

2. SQUEEZING YOUR BREAST LIKE ORANGES
I have no ploblem bouncing them on the ground like basketball.

3. TALKING NASTY AND DIRTY.
No problem I can dress up like a Priest as long as you wear a Nun's outfit.

4. “ARE YOU COMING”?
If you like come to my place, if you like don't come. One phone call and ya best friend with her friend will come round

5. THANKING YOU AFTER SEX
Me? Thank you? Na lie oh! I'll kick you out straight after, not even in a cab. You get luck if I give you bus fare!

6. GOING ON LIKE A FORMULA-ONE DRIVER.
RE Nos 5 - You deaf? I like bus!

7. TAKING HIS PANTS OFF FIRST
No, wrong. The mission was to take 'yours' off first.

8. BITING YOUR NIPPLES
Sorry, I thought it was Tom-Tom

9. LEAVING YOU A LITTLE PRESENT
Wetin you want na diamond?

10. CLIMAXING TOO FAST OR TAKING HIS TIME TO CLIMAX
Make up your mind, which one you want? Quickie or long time?
VB, you get a fiance? just wait till ya fiance see wetin you write up here.
 

Village-Boi

Well-Known Member
#9
VB!!! There is NO HELP for you!
I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll I need recover first. Wohooooo
But I have haves a help already; afarall a whole Chelubim & Sheraton pastor don beat badness commot for mine head when I was a little boy... and he got paid too; him chop my Pa moni plus goat plus US colour candles, he even chop the one k-leg chicken we give am. Winch kain help I need again? I am a very corret guys.
 

kaymax

Well-Known Member
#12
LOL, VB don kolo long time!!! Who wrote this list? It's very very misguided, how can you tell someone how to handle their business? Different strokes for different folks.
 
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