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Field Marshal

ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER
Obariba said:
Do u want me to PM u a step by step guide ....cos Grafy I dont want u to mistakingly bite her clitoris off...its something that has to be done delicately !!!....

or u will leave her swollen just like my cousin !!!
Auuuuuuuuccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh! :roll :roll :roll
 

msjollies

Planner Extraodinaire
pompom said:
U are pretty good there with your igbo ..

here goes the loose translation......

lIsten up, this is the word of an elder. If you don't go down south, and you marry the young girls of today. Then you really are marrying a wife for another man to take her from you. Any woman here or anywhere else that says they don't enjoy it, has being circumised beyond repair in which case she will never feel much anyway in za bedroom. So my advise is go learn how to please your woman. Learn it... iricha ga cho atu kpi na ezegi.

There are too many Nigerian divorces these days in America.

Extra; Don't mind all these ones praying and vamoosing. They have just been taught to act shy. There was a warning before this thread so please stay away if you get offended easily

This is so true, let them be pretending, like i said earlier, this is the 21st century, eating PUNANI or sucking JOHN THOMAS is so like normal, a lot of people are so open to it, and like PomPom said, you are certainly feeding your meat to preys and you women that does not do it are are definately feeding your men to lions.
 

Obariba

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Field Marshal said:
Auuuuuuuuccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh! :roll :roll :roll

U dey laugh ???
abi I lie ???
aha ...I have to look out for Grafy ooh cos cunninglingus is serious bizness !!!stretch:

@ Grafy this one pass mountain dew oooh ...make I PM u the info ???

Happy Bday oooh !!
 

bollyd

moda b4 moda!
msjollies said:
This is so true, let them be pretending, like i said earlier, this is the 21st century, eating PUNANI or sucking JOHN THOMAS is so like normal, a lot of people are so open to it, and like PomPom said, you are certainly feeding your meat to preys and you women that does not do it are are definately feeding your men to lions.

grinning:

According to destiny child them tok say:

Baby I'm Happy You're Home,
Let Me Hold You In My Arms
I Just Want To Take The Stress Away From You
Making Sure That I'm Doing My Part (Oh)
Boy Is There Something You Need Me To Do (Oh)
If You Want It (I Got It)
Say The Word (I Will Try It)
I Know Whatever I'm Not Fulfilling (Oh)
Another Woman Is Willing (Oh)
I'm Going To Fulfill Your Mind, Body, And Spirit
 

Obariba

Well-Known Member
bollyd said:
grinning:

According to destiny child them tok say:

Baby I'm Happy You're Home,
Let Me Hold You In My Arms
I Just Want To Take The Stress Away From You
Making Sure That I'm Doing My Part (Oh)
Boy Is There Something You Need Me To Do (Oh)
If You Want It (I Got It)
Say The Word (I Will Try It)
I Know Whatever I'm Not Fulfilling (Oh)
Another Woman Is Willing (Oh)
I'm Going To Fulfill Your Mind, Body, And Spirit

yup cater to u is my national anthem ..Ill go find the full lyrics !!!
 

Obariba

Well-Known Member
bollyd said:
lol, that's like my pledge to my hubby.:spin2:

Artist: Destiny's Child
Song: Cater 2 U
Album: Destiny Fulfilled
[Buy "Destiny Fulfilled" CD]

Baby I see you working hard
Wanna let you know I'm proud
Let ya know that I admire what you do
Don't know if I need to reassure you
My life would be purposeless without you
 

bollyd

moda b4 moda!
Obariba said:
Artist: Destiny's Child
Song: Cater 2 U
Album: Destiny Fulfilled
[Buy "Destiny Fulfilled" CD]

Baby I see you working hard
Wanna let you know I'm proud
Let ya know that I admire what you do
Don't know if I need to reassure you
My life would be purposeless without you

If I want it when I ask you (you provide it)
You inspire me to be better
You challenge me for the better
Sit back and let me pour out my love letter

Let me help you
Take off your shoes
Untie your shoe strings
Take off your cufflinks
What you wanna eat boo?
Let me feed you
Let me run your bath water
Whatever you desire (I'll supply ya)
Sing you a song
Turn the game on
I'll brush your hair
Help you put your do-rag on
Want a footrub
Want a manicure
Baby I'm yours
I wanna cater to you boy

(Chorus)

Let me cater to you
Cause baby this is your day
Do anything for my man
Baby you blow me away
I got your slippers, your dinner
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from the heart
Can't nothing tear us apart
Your all I want in a man
I put my life in your hands
I got your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
I wanna cater to you

(Verse 2)

Baby I'm happy you're home
Let me hold you in my arms
I just want to take the stress away from you
Makin' sure that I'm doing my part
Boy is there something you need me to do
If you want it, say the word (I can try it)
I know whatever I'm not fulfillin'
another woman is willin'
I'm gonna fulfill you my body & spirit
I promise ya
I'll keep myself up
Remain the same chick
you fell in love with
I keep it tight
I keep my figure right
I'll keep my hair fixed
Be rockin' my hottest outfit
When you come home late
Tap me on my shoulder, I'll roll over
Baby I heard you, I'm here to serve you
If it's love you need, to give it is my joy
All I wanna do is cater to you boy

(Chorus)

Let me cater to you
Cause baby this is your day
Do anything for my man
Baby you blow me away
I got your slippers, your dinner
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from the heart
Can't nothing tear us apart
Your all I want in a man
I put my life in your hands
I got your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
I wanna cater to you

(Hook)

I wanna give my craft, my strength
my will to you
That's the least I can do
Let me cater to you
Through the good, the bad
the ups and the downs
I'll still be here for you
Let me cater to you
Cuz you're beautiful
I love the way you walk
Fullfill your every desire
Your wish is my command
I wanna cater to my man
Your heart
So pure your love shines through
The darkness we'll get through
So much of me is you
I wanna cater to my man

(Chorus)
Let me cater to you
Cause baby this is your day
Do anything for my man
Baby you blow me away
I got your slippers, your dinner
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from the heart
Can't nothing tear us apart
Your all I want in a man
I put my life in your hands
I got your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
I WANT TO CATER TO YOU!
lol :)
 

Obariba

Well-Known Member
bollyd said:
lol, that's like my pledge to my hubby.:spin2:

Artist: Destiny's Child
Song: Cater 2 U
Album: Destiny Fulfilled
[Buy "Destiny Fulfilled" CD]

Baby I see you working hard
Wanna let you know I'm proud
Let ya know that I admire what you do
Don't know if I need to reassure you
My life would be purposeless without you

If I want it when I ask you (you provide it)
You inspire me to be better
You challenge me for the better
Sit back and let me pour out my love letter

Let me help you
Take off your shoes
Untie your shoe strings
Take off your cufflinks
What you wanna eat boo?
Let me feed you
Let me run your bath water
Whatever you desire (I'll supply ya)
Sing you a song
Turn the game on
I'll brush your hair
Help you put your do-rag on
Want a footrub
Want a manicure
Baby I'm yours
I wanna cater to you boy

(Chorus)

Let me cater to you
Cause baby this is your day
Do anything for my man
Baby you blow me away
I got your slippers, your dinner
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from the heart
Can't nothing tear us apart
Your all I want in a man
I put my life in your hands
I got your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
I wanna cater to you

(Verse 2)

Baby I'm happy you're home
Let me hold you in my arms
I just want to take the stress away from you
Makin' sure that I'm doing my part
Boy is there something you need me to do
If you want it, say the word (I can try it)
I know whatever I'm not fulfillin'
another woman is willin'
I'm gonna fulfill you my body & spirit
I promise ya
I'll keep myself up
Remain the same chick
you fell in love with
I keep it tight
I keep my figure right
I'll keep my hair fixed
Be rockin' my hottest outfit
When you come home late
Tap me on my shoulder, I'll roll over
Baby I heard you, I'm here to serve you

If it's love you need, to give it is my joy
All I wanna do is cater to you boy

(Chorus)

Let me cater to you
Cause baby this is your day
Do anything for my man
Baby you blow me away
I got your slippers, your dinner
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from the heart
Can't nothing tear us apart
Your all I want in a man
I put my life in your hands
I got your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
I wanna cater to you

(Hook)

I wanna give my craft, my strength
my will to you
That's the least I can do
Let me cater to you
Through the good, the bad
the ups and the downs
I'll still be here for you
Let me cater to you
Cuz you're beautiful
I love the way you walk
Fullfill your every desire
Your wish is my command
I wanna cater to my man
Your heart
So pure your love shines through
The darkness we'll get through
So much of me is you
I wanna cater to my man

(Chorus)
Let me cater to you
Cause baby this is your day
Do anything for my man
Baby you blow me away
I got your slippers, your dinner
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
Let me cater to you

Inspire me from the heart
Can't nothing tear us apart
Your all I want in a man
I put my life in your hands
I got your slippers, your dinner,
Your dessert & so much more
Anything you want,
I WANT TO CATER TO YOU!
 

paj

Well-Known Member
msjollies said:
This is so true, let them be pretending, like i said earlier, this is the 21st century, eating PUNANI or sucking JOHN THOMAS is so like normal, a lot of people are so open to it, and like PomPom said, you are certainly feeding your meat to preys and you women that does not do it are are definately feeding your men to lions.
..U know what's funny though...much as it's commonplace I dont think it applies in all situations though.....I mean..it's a treatment best reserved for a priviledged few ifUknowhatimean...smokin: sorta like...I've sighed the sigh of relief a few times when some women have said dem no like make man chop am..smokin:

Pa
 

grafikdon

Well-Known Member
msjollies said:
This is so true, let them be pretending, like i said earlier, this is the 21st century, eating PUNANI or sucking JOHN THOMAS is so like normal, a lot of people are so open to it, and like PomPom said, you are certainly feeding your meat to preys and you women that does not do it are are definately feeding your men to lions.
:roll :roll :roll From Ding Dong to John Thomas...
 
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