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Missing Husband

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by Nkechi, Jan 29, 2004.

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  1. Nkechi

    Nkechi New Member

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    wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
    The policeman asked for a description.

    She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

    The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

    The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
     
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    nma Active Member

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    **crickets**
     
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