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Mother vs. Momma

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NTB

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A black girl and a white girl were friends. The black girl slept over the white girl's house. It was 3 a.m., and they were still up.

The white girl's mother came downstairs and said, 'Honey, don't you think it's time for you to go to bed?'
The white girl responded, 'Shut up Mother, I don't want to go to sleep!'
Her mother said, 'Okay, honey. You can go to bed later.'
The black girl was very intrigued by what happened and decided to use that when she got home.

The next night the black girl's mother said to the black girl, 'Girl, go to bed! It's late!'
The black girl shouted, 'Shut up Momma, I don't want to go to sleep!'
The black girl's mother took one look at her and raised her eyebrow.
The black girl started to blink, looked around, and asked, 'Where am I?'
A lady came over to the bed and answered, 'You're in the Intensive Care Unit, Sweetie.'





Some of us can relate to the above lesson, others will and should be lost as to what happened.!!!!!

Have a laughing Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

kaymax

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#4
:happy0194:
when she raised her eyebrow the girl should have started begging.

HELLLOOO!! That 'momma's' hand was too fast. She did not have enough time to start begging. Don't even pretend like you're one of the ones NTB says don't get it, we know you know that girl did not even have enough time to start begging. LOL
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
#5
bwahahahahahhahahaha
i have one of those mommas.
you had a two second lead time.
after two seconds if you don't start retracting..well...ever seen stars as a result of a slap?
HELLLOOO!! That 'momma's' hand was too fast. She did not have enough time to start begging. Don't even pretend like you're one of the ones NTB says don't get it, we know you know that girl did not even have enough time to start begging. LOL
 

Village-Boi

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#6
bwahahahahahhahahaha
i have one of those mommas.
you had a two second lead time.
after two seconds if you don't start retracting..well...ever seen stars as a result of a slap?
Two second lead time? That's nowt. My mom had the fastest hand in the Wild West... infact e pass fast hand... you go siddon for school dey do ya own thing and once a common naughty half-thought enta ya head na so lid of those massive pots go wipe you for head then continue to fly home like a UFO.

Oh and if she did slap you it was totally like this -

 

Sifu

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#9
A black girl and a white girl were friends. The black girl slept over the white girl's house. It was 3 a.m., and they were still up.

The white girl's mother came downstairs and said, 'Honey, don't you think it's time for you to go to bed?'
The white girl responded, 'Shut up Mother, I don't want to go to sleep!'
Her mother said, 'Okay, honey. You can go to bed later.'
The black girl was very intrigued by what happened and decided to use that when she got home.

The next night the black girl's mother said to the black girl, 'Girl, go to bed! It's late!'
The black girl shouted, 'Shut up Momma, I don't want to go to sleep!'

The black girl's mother took one look at her and raised her eyebrow.
The black girl started to blink, looked around, and asked, 'Where am I?'
A lady came over to the bed and answered, 'You're in the Intensive Care Unit, Sweetie.'





Some of us can relate to the above lesson, others will and should be lost as to what happened.!!!!!

Have a laughing Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't need to read any further rotflmao
 

Sifu

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#11
nice one, i had a good laugh down memory lane huh


I know right. And all I did was walk past my mom without saying good morning because she was looking for my trouble the night before. The heat from the approaching slap as I walked past sef already knocked me over before the actual slap landed. That woman terrorized my life lmao
 

amet13

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#12
I know right. And all I did was walk past my mom without saying good morning because she was looking for my trouble the night before. The heat from the approaching slap as I walked past sef already knocked me over before the actual slap landed. That woman terrorized my life lmao
Sifu u'll not kill me oh.
i recall vividly if i happen not to be close enough for a slap, then anything that can be toss will come flying my way
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
#13
JEHOVAHHHHHH!!
i am in serious trouble for laughing out loud (now they know i am not doing any work)
sifu! sifu!! sifu!!!
how many times did i call you?
I know right. And all I did was walk past my mom without saying good morning because she was looking for my trouble the night before. The heat from the approaching slap as I walked past sef already knocked me over before the actual slap landed. That woman terrorized my life lmao
 

kaymax

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Sifu u'll not kill me oh.
i recall vividly if i happen not to be close enough for a slap, then anything that can be toss will come flying my way
I most def prefer any flying object to my mother's dirty slap. I can't even believe I'm not in some sort of therapy.
 
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