1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Mourning

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by uche, Feb 10, 2004.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. uche

    uche Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2004
    Messages:
    1,292
    Likes Received:
    26
    Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage.

    Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

    Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

    Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet.

    Well, it was an immediate hit.

    They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

    Their first night there, she undresses as he does.

    There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.

    Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"

    She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

    He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

    The following night the same scenario.

    She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom.

    She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?"

    He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
     
  2. Babyai

    Babyai Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2004
    Messages:
    1,348
    Likes Received:
    5
    This is a really good one!
     
  3. Dakha

    Dakha Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2004
    Messages:
    476
    Likes Received:
    5
    Hahahahahah!! This is soooo Funnnnny, Uche! Hahahaha! Thanks.
     
  4. vince

    vince Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2003
    Messages:
    25,208
    Likes Received:
    274
  5. bigmomma

    bigmomma Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2003
    Messages:
    6,769
    Likes Received:
    48
    kai, how do ppl come up with this jokes sef.

    Bobo want go condolence visit :D :D :D
     
  6. movieaddict

    movieaddict Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2003
    Messages:
    334
    Likes Received:
    0
    ROTFLMAO. Very very very funny.:D :roll
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page