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Never force children to pray

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by NTB, Feb 21, 2013.

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  1. NTB

    NTB Well-Known Member

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    At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer...
    BOY- But i don’t know how to pray
    DAD- Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.
    BOY- "Dear Lord" he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.
    AMEN
    …………………………
    Dinner was cancelled


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  2. Abike

    Abike Well-Known Member

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    ye!!!!!
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  3. tunmi

    tunmi Active Member

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    Lmao chai!!! Imagine how their faces would be when the prayer was finished
     
  4. Sifu

    Sifu Well-Known Member

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    Wahala. LMAO
     
  5. amet13

    amet13 I dey keep my side

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    nice one!!!
     
  6. Honourable

    Honourable Mr. Naijarules!

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    Choi! :roll
     
  7. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    everybody's yansh was opened.
     
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