Nigerian Assoc of Boyfriends (Husbands too) - How to Rock Valentine's Day

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Village-Boi

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I saw this on FB and it is funny. Women, ladies, girls... I'm sure you all agree with 'equality' for all or what do you think?


"How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? - A tie & expect Brazilian hair? - A shirt & expect iPad 4 with Retina display... not even iPad 2 sef? - Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic?

Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh. - Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string. - Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra. -If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris". -She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural or fried hair. -If she shows up at your door empty- handed, tune your Tv to NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing). -If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil - MFM or CAC to be precise. If she gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous rock from Olumo(all na nature)
Happy Val in advance."
 

Sifu

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Don't think it's a good idea to give a girl igneous rock for a valentine's present. You might not like what she will do with it hehehehe
 

kaymax

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True, no harm in trying and there is definitely no harm in a guy giving ewedu leaves on her birthday either... all na flower!

In that case, VB, will you be my valentine?? I LOVE ewedu. LOL, just please bring Ponmon and Iru along and I will cook us the best dinner you've eva had.
 

Village-Boi

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In that case, VB, will you be my valentine?? I LOVE ewedu. LOL, just please bring Ponmon and Iru along and I will cook us the best dinner you've eva had.
I would have been ya balentine if you had said "Oh thenk whyou, ama put this in the flowa vase right now"... then you had to go and mention cooking to chop the fine green flower I plucked for you... this kain unlomantic sef... hisssss lolol.
 

kaymax

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I would have been ya balentine if you had said "Oh thenk whyou, ama put this in the flowa vase right now"... then you had to go and mention cooking to chop the fine green flower I plucked for you... this kain unlomantic sef... hisssss lolol.
AHHHHH!!! you dissapoint me, VB, I thought we were both from the bush, abi when did you move out of your tree? For us bush people, wetin be lomantic, abeg, bring me the ewedu, I just got the 'kaun' and I have Iru, so just bring ponmon with it.
 
#16
This people wey dey write this kain ting are not nice people. They are not nice because this kain advice can like to cause wounding oh! You will now carry olumo rock and give some women; they are more than liable to use caraport and blow the man eye oh, with that same rock ni.

Ah, No romance without finance oh! If boys no hol money, they should get familiar with some lubes, vaselines and things. :laugh:
 

Honourable

Mr. Naijarules!
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Ah, No romance without finance oh! If boys no hol money, they should get familiar with some lubes, vaselines and things. :laugh:
Chimeeeee!!!!!! :roll :roll

It haff finally happen! Irris clear now that I can't browse NR without chances of bursting out laughing like a certified mad man!!! :laugh:

Foshunatly, am reading dis post at home! So I can lauff as loud and cray as I want!!! :laugh:

Lubes and Stella pomade??! Candeleshious nwa-mama, you haff kee me with dis one!! Between you, TM and VB, I no know who worst pass O! :roll
 

Village-Boi

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AHHHHH!!! you dissapoint me, VB, I thought we were both from the bush, abi when did you move out of your tree? For us bush people, wetin be lomantic, abeg, bring me the ewedu, I just got the 'kaun' and I have Iru, so just bring ponmon with it.
Ok, you h-asked me in a very nice way, let us flutter eyesight and be balentining but Bruce Willis is coming along shaa. Ponmon?... no ploblem, I will go down to city and do agbero boy there... all of the banker boys I will pull only one-one shoe off their leg... that is a very expensive ponmon leather just for you.
 

Village-Boi

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This people wey dey write this kain ting are not nice people. They are not nice because this kain advice can like to cause wounding oh! You will now carry olumo rock and give some women; they are more than liable to use caraport and blow the man eye oh, with that same rock ni.

Ah, No romance without finance oh! If boys no hol money, they should get familiar with some lubes, vaselines and things. :laugh:
Lolololol... infact I cans not even factually write you a response hahaha.
 
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