nigerians like sex too much!

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His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#81
Me and Ogbuefi Grafik settlulu dis matta since teh teh! Wia u dey since ya sef. U no dey sabi read bukuru?:confused: U no dey see all de lovemantic and jamalovetic me and Kikis Mai UgoEze don dey do hia since Imo river?:confused:
LOL, you don settle Graphik but you forgot to come the elders.
You go come settle me first b'cos we recognize you officially.
 

Field Marshal

ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER
#85
Not even schnapps, nah virgin you want? :laugh:

Oya FM over to you LuvM wan chop awoof for ya hand today oh:spiny:
Mai UgoEze!!hbeat: Since when is it customery to carry coal to Newcastle England?:confused: Since wen Lion bigin fia antelope for bush?:confused: Na de bobo sopoz pay me homage not the other way round.
 

His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#86
Mai UgoEze!!hbeat: Since when is it customery to carry coal to Newcastle England?:confused: Since wen Lion bigin fia antelope for bush?:confused: Na de bobo sopoz pay me homage not the other way round.
Oya now, dey dia mek I take your wifey give someone else. Once I declare Kiki and Graphik official, the entire NR community would recognize them as an official couple. Mek you dey dia dey do shakara now, him who no dey fast na him dey lose o.
 

Field Marshal

ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER
#87
Oya now, dey dia mek I take your wifey give someone else. Once I declare Kiki and Graphik official, the entire NR community would recognize them as an official couple. Mek you dey dia dey do shakara now, him who no dey fast na him dey lose o.
sweat: I laf for french! U see, pesin wey no know pesin dey call am im friend until im receive upper cut from de new bobo. Abeg, comot ya aiz for sontin wey u know no how e tek happin o! :rolleyes:
 
#88
Naaah, that's can't be b'cos I haven't recognized them yet. I am the NR matchmaker and I haven't recognized FM and Kinky as a couple. Here are the officially recognized NR couples:

Luv Machine and Lady Vexy (LM & LV)
Pete and Aust Nne
Sola and Beyonce
PaJ and Mealone
Multi and Dessy
The Maverick and Ayesha
Vince and BigM
Graphik and Aust Nne
Obude and Estrella
Meddeen250 and Simisola
CrazyT and Bolanle
Khami and OlaT
Pete and KC babe
Tunde and Joi
GSA and Pearl80
GSA and MilkWoman
PaJ and Abike
Luv M and BlackButterfly
Meddeen250 and CrystalC (she's too good 4 him but Meddeen bribed me to get her)
Graphik and Kikismuffin
Sola and Flawless
Sola and NTB (OK, mek I stop giving wifeys to Sola b4 I get banned:spiny: )
Hubscrown and Olafofogirl
Benin and Obariba
Multi and Obariba
PaJ and MsJollies
PaJ and Movie Wizard (on the da other side:))


OK, mek I go eat. I will add more later
Muhahahahaha :roll :roll
Berra update ur list mai friend, GSA wey harem don overtake Fela own. No way
As for the last couple..u dey on ur own oh :bouncy
 

His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#89
sweat: I laf for french! U see, pesin wey no know pesin dey call am im friend until im receive upper cut from de new bobo. Abeg, comot ya aiz for sontin wey u know no how e tek happin o! :rolleyes:
Ol' boy, why do you think they call me Kuppid for?
Here's your hint: I'm da NR official Matchmaker.
If you want her, you gotta come correct.

O pari
 

His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#90
Muhahahahaha :roll :roll
Berra update ur list mai friend, GSA wey harem don overtake Fela own. No way
As for the last couple..u dey on ur own oh :bouncy
Pearl, I was reliably informed, by the General himself, that he's still got a thing for da precious pearl. Don't worry about his philandering ways, he can have other women as long as you remain da first lady:spiny:

As per PaJ, I was surprised to hear that he plays for da other team as well
 

His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#92
Very observant. So who do you think I should propose to?
LOL, Pete, I'm da Kuppid so when it comes love connexion, I know what's going on. Actually, you got one other wifey but her username just escaped my mind right now:( Can you remind me? Her nickname is lolo1 of Igboland

As per your question. Well, you can never go wrong with either of those two, actually 3 women.

Austy is the NR golden gurl. It doesn't get any berra than dat, does it?
Lil ms KC ain't a bad choice either. I'm sure she'll make you happy
As per da lolo1, with her at home, you'd never go hungry again.

And by the way, what's wrong with proposing to all 3 of 'em?
 

Pete

Well-Known Member
#93
LOL, Pete, I'm da Kuppid so when it comes love connexion, I know what's going on. Actually, you got one other wifey but her username just escaped my mind right now:( Can you remind me? Her nickname is lolo1 of Igboland

As per your question. Well, you can never go wrong with either of those two, actually 3 women.

Austy is the NR golden gurl. It doesn't get any berra than dat, does it?
Lil ms KC ain't a bad choice either. I'm sure she'll make you happy
As per da lolo1, with her at home, you'd never go hungry again.

And by the way, what's wrong with proposing to all 3 of 'em?
I guess might as well yield to my village tradition and go polygamous.
 

michelin89

BBB: Black, Bold & Bulgy
#97
Let me just precise something. Edo girls are not as sexually active like the other girls mentioned. Remember their own na business. it's their job to **** so their satisfaction comes less or doesn't even exist at all.

It's like saying that just because someone is a pornostar then she is a sex freak. Once these women get off the set they become like thousands of others who might not even be adventurous as they seem to be in movies.

Edo girls are very reserved about their sex life. People know what they do out when they stand at the mainroad but no one nows wetin dey shele for their bedroom.

I just had to precise!
 
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