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nma

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Wole Soyinka died and went to heaven ... As he stood
in front of St.
Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said Soyinka, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Rev. Hezekaiah's. The hands have never moved,
indicating
that he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Soyinka. "And whose is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock.
The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his
entire life."

"Where's Obasanjo's clock?" asked Soyinka.

"Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
as a ceiling
fan."
 
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Originally posted by nma
Wole Soyinka died and went to heaven ... As he stood
in front of St.
Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said Soyinka, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Rev. Hezekaiah's. The hands have never moved,
indicating
that he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Soyinka. "And whose is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock.
The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his
entire life."

"Where's Obasanjo's clock?" asked Soyinka.

"Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
as a ceiling
fan."

Nne, whenever i see ur thread i dey always smile while reading but you see this ur joke na LMOA
 
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