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OBJ's time clock

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by nma, Jan 27, 2004.

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  1. nma

    nma Active Member

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    Wole Soyinka died and went to heaven ... As he stood
    in front of St.
    Peter
    at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
    behind him.
    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
    St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
    on Earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your
    clock will move."
    "Oh," said Soyinka, "whose clock is that?"

    "That's Rev. Hezekaiah's. The hands have never moved,
    indicating
    that he never told a lie."
    "Incredible," said Soyinka. "And whose is that one?"
    St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock.
    The hands have
    moved
    twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his
    entire life."

    "Where's Obasanjo's clock?" asked Soyinka.

    "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
    as a ceiling
    fan."
     
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    In that case make we change im name to IROSANJO ... abi :D ?
     
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    Nne, whenever i see ur thread i dey always smile while reading but you see this ur joke na LMOA
     
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    very funny but i am not laugh
     
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    LAO. Good one.
     
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    LOl this is hilarious......
    how do ppl come up with all this stuffs..
    good going tho...
     
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    Now that is funny!:D
     
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