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One for the brothers....

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OlaMichael

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Two can play the game....;)

Make sure you stay with it till the end!

Enjoy....

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear...Then she goes on...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
"That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
 

gogetter

Liya kebede...gorgeous
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OlaMichael said:
Make sure you stay with it till the end!

Enjoy....

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear...Then she goes on...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
"That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
Boi, u know u're sleeping on the couch that night. anyway, nice one. :roll :roll
 

OlaMichael

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grafikdon said:
:roll :roll

Holy shyte! She'd go on strike...though I believe you told a story, not remotely your own experience.
Yes o..... It's someone else's experience/story.... But nonetheless... it's a good one. I thought the female always have a dig @ the men.... so this time...we'll get one back for the Men ;)
 

erinma

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OlaMichael said:
Yes o..... It's someone else's experience/story.... But nonetheless... it's a good one. I thought the female always have a dig @ the men.... so this time...we'll get one back for the Men ;)
you think say na this one you take get the female gender...

the tori good sha!!!
 

Hubscrown

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Do I look like I give a rant? I shall continue to be what God had made me to be. A man with dominion and authority and anything out of my kind are my possesions. A sister once come to me to tell me how jealous she is to be like my kind.
Back to the story, the moment someone is spending money like they loosing their mind, especially someone I have been in bed with and I have a long term plan with. I mean she didnt even care if he got anything for himself. I would have smell foul as soon as I see him doing all that spending. Btw, that only tells me for the girl, she needs compensation for getting laid and who does that if not a whore. Anyway without been irrational, I love my opposite gender for their subtility and captivating being God has made them to be.

Subtle and Captivating that Adam didnt even think twice about loosing his dominion and authority to death before bitting the apple. :spiny:


grafikdon said:
Dude, go dust ya bulletproof Kevlar or whateva because you are bound to get whacked by the irate femme fatales... :cool:
 

grafikdon

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Hubscrown said:
Subtle and Captivating that Adam didnt even think twice about loosing his dominion and authority to death before bitting the apple. :spiny:

Good to know you're aware the are armed with something more deadly than the Uzzi. :cool:
 
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