Two guys were in a restaurant, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a man on lagos bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you N100 he'go jump," said the first guy. "I Bet you N100 he no go jump," said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge into the lagoon. The second guy hands the first guy the money. "I no go take your money," said the first guy. "I cheat you. Them show d story 4 five o'clock news." "No, no. Take am," said the second guy. "I see the five o'clock news too. I just no think say him go dey foolish enough to jump again!"