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The One Minute Man....

Discussion in 'LOVE, MARRIAGE, THE SEXES' started by His Majesty, Jul 30, 2012.

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  1. His Majesty

    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    Bro don't mind them. They think that the Bible is anti sex. Even the apostle Paul discussed sexual relations between husband and wife.
    The Bible is a book that contains EVERYTHING to do with life and godliness - sex is a part of life.

    O pari
     
  2. His Majesty

    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    Hahaha. DS, you and Village Boi should definitely form a stand up team. The two of y'all are clowns. Anyway, to answer your question, I was just tryna help somebody. The real purpose of the thread ain't to advertize sex, rather to help one or two people having problems in that area.

    Hey, if the word sex ends up bringing undue attention to the thread....so be it. Abi?
     
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    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    Test drive, ke? Omo, I ain't with ya on that one.

    What if you test drive and decide not to purchase the vehicle, nko?
    Who's gonna buy your used vehicle?:excite
     
  4. His Majesty

    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    Good point, chi. The only exception is Guinness (stout).
     
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    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    You're welcome, sir. But be careful what you wish for. We practice abstinence in my church.
     
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    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    Actually, every Pastor should be a sex therapist. One of the biggest problem in marriage is SEX.

    All my discussion with these folks were done in purity....without any hint of lust whatsoever.
    As the Bible says "To the pure all things are pure".
     
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    His Majesty The Prince & Princess

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    Me neither. I know that it was stopped in most parts of Igboland in the early '70s.
    When I left Nigeria in '96, most part of Yoruba no longer practice it either. I don't know about the northerner tho
     
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    Na lie....which can yeye purity? When you start talking sexual talk with the opposite sex.....your erm ministry will start moving...let's be real
     
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    Sifu Well-Known Member

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    rotflmao. I can'ttttttttttttttttttttt
     
  10. blackpearl

    blackpearl oloju come and do

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Olorun o!
     
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    Sifu Well-Known Member

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    We should start referring to penis as ministry. That poor man in china had his ministry chopped off
     
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    blackpearl oloju come and do

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    I am not going to forgive you for spilling my mango juice!!!!!!

    :roll

    Just thought of letting you know


    ministry?? classic!

     
  13. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    AHAHAHAHAHA
    seriously I am in the basement SCREAMING in laughter.
    I can't, I just cannot....I am so dead.
    Ministry? Supermom why? Wetin?
    there is a 7 year old you will adopt o if I die from laughing at your post.

    Ministry. Bwahahaha
     
  14. tunmi

    tunmi Active Member

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    This thread na wa o, but una thank you sha lmao

    Today is something else. First, I hear about Davido's album name, Omo Baba Olowo, aka....you know na, and NR neva carry last. una well done.
     
  15. kolinzo

    kolinzo Oodua4life

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    It is common to meet a great number of Naija females 26yrs and above that are circumcized.
     
  16. kolinzo

    kolinzo Oodua4life

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    Well, how do you explain the one minute man epidemic killing our Naija women sexual satisfaction? I mean...HM said his Naija female friends have been complaining therefore looking for ways to stop this epidemic. Besides I didn't say it is the women's fault they don't get theirs within one minute. I guess the questions I should ask you are: has this epidemic spread to your area? Are Naija men one minute men in your neck of the wood? Do you think it is an epidemic?
     
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    I berra 'unsuscribe' from this thread before all the women here kill me with splittingitus-sidus from laff!
     
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    Is it contagious? LOL. I don't know. I am the wrong woman to ask about a Nigerian man's ministry
     
  19. Gen Sani Abacha

    Gen Sani Abacha SUPREME DICTATOR

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    mmmmmmm......
     
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    Koli, please direct us to where you are getting your facts, please.
     
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