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The One Minute Man....

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His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#61
His Majesty, it's funny reading your tips and right under it is a signature with scripture. That'll definitely throw suspicious eyes off. Anyway, I'm sure those pointers will be helpful to readers.

By the way, PEOPLE, you should read Songs of Solomon and marvel.
Bro don't mind them. They think that the Bible is anti sex. Even the apostle Paul discussed sexual relations between husband and wife.
The Bible is a book that contains EVERYTHING to do with life and godliness - sex is a part of life.

O pari
 

His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#62
...em,...with this your long list, are you sure the guy shouldn't just come in with a manual and a flashlight?
The manual because you don't want to forget any of "His Majesty"'s rules.
The flashlight because it might be dark in the room. You would need some light to read the manual.

I mean, this sound very serious. You don't want to leave anything out.

...and BTW, His Majesty, aren't you the Pastor guy?....who always quote the bible on this very naijarules site? Pardon me, but I must say you sound very progressive for a Pastor to me. Maybe you should change profession. Howbout moving to Nevada? I heard its free for all over there as long as you have your money to pay for it.
Hahaha. DS, you and Village Boi should definitely form a stand up team. The two of y'all are clowns. Anyway, to answer your question, I was just tryna help somebody. The real purpose of the thread ain't to advertize sex, rather to help one or two people having problems in that area.

Hey, if the word sex ends up bringing undue attention to the thread....so be it. Abi?
 

His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#63
If dem no dey test-drive whomever dem go marry nko. Why dem no go get such rude shock after dem don sign the papers? You marry a partner whose performance in bedmatics you have absolutely no clue of. Yeye. They got what they deserved, ojare!
Test drive, ke? Omo, I ain't with ya on that one.

What if you test drive and decide not to purchase the vehicle, nko?
Who's gonna buy your used vehicle?:excite
 

His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#66
Man of God.....you chop the thing before marriage..I am in shock...

Secondly why are these women so comfortable with you to be discussing their sex lives? I mean wetin bring that kind gist...Only you..married women discussing their husbands' performance in bed..What are you guys talking that lead to that gist? Why will you be discussing sex with them? You be their sex therapist?
Actually, every Pastor should be a sex therapist. One of the biggest problem in marriage is SEX.

All my discussion with these folks were done in purity....without any hint of lust whatsoever.
As the Bible says "To the pure all things are pure".
 

His Majesty

The Prince & Princess
#67
I did not even know we practiced that at home. I never heard of any females being circumsized. I don't believe it to be as prevalent if indeed it is an issue. Perhaps they may do it up north.
Me neither. I know that it was stopped in most parts of Igboland in the early '70s.
When I left Nigeria in '96, most part of Yoruba no longer practice it either. I don't know about the northerner tho
 

Supermom

Well-Known Member
#68
Actually, every Pastor should be a sex therapist. One of the biggest problem in marriage is SEX.

All my discussion with these folks were done in purity....without any hint of lust whatsoever.
As the Bible says "To the pure all things are pure".


Na lie....which can yeye purity? When you start talking sexual talk with the opposite sex.....your erm ministry will start moving...let's be real
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
#73
AHAHAHAHAHA
seriously I am in the basement SCREAMING in laughter.
I can't, I just cannot....I am so dead.
Ministry? Supermom why? Wetin?
there is a 7 year old you will adopt o if I die from laughing at your post.

Ministry. Bwahahaha
 

tunmi

Active Member
#74
This thread na wa o, but una thank you sha lmao

Today is something else. First, I hear about Davido's album name, Omo Baba Olowo, aka....you know na, and NR neva carry last. una well done.
 

kolinzo

Well-Known Member
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Kolinzo is just looking for blame where there is none. Please Kolinzo saying that a man that ejaculates prematurely has to not like sex or for some reason it is because the woman has some fault is ridiculous
Well, how do you explain the one minute man epidemic killing our Naija women sexual satisfaction? I mean...HM said his Naija female friends have been complaining therefore looking for ways to stop this epidemic. Besides I didn't say it is the women's fault they don't get theirs within one minute. I guess the questions I should ask you are: has this epidemic spread to your area? Are Naija men one minute men in your neck of the wood? Do you think it is an epidemic?
 

Sifu

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Well, how do you explain the one minute man epidemic killing our Naija women sexual satisfaction? I mean...HM said his Naija female friends have been complaining therefore looking for ways to stop this epidemic. Besides I didn't say it is the women's fault they don't get theirs within one minute. I guess the questions I should ask you are: has this epidemic spread to your area? Are Naija men one minute men in your neck of the wood? Do you think it is an epidemic?
Is it contagious? LOL. I don't know. I am the wrong woman to ask about a Nigerian man's ministry
 
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