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The Protector

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Erm Erm General thanks for this appointment am humble and my jaw is even dropping. But sir is this appointment not too early so? Do you know if i even have the liver to protect myself talk less of heading a presidential task force in charge of protecting 165million people. Anyway i will accept the appointment and do my best but please don't expect too much from me oooo because even you know that the assignment is too complicated ;-)....
 
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Field Marshal thanks for the welcome. Concerning staying away from all ya babes and protecting myself from being dealt with, i have taken your words of advise and will act accordingly. But if you don't mind doing me a favor please help me put sticker sign on all ya babes forehead so that there is no accident and if possible try and tell ya babes too not to communicate with The Protector no matter what i post. This i believe will help me identify all ya babes so i can stay away from them lolololol...Wish you a pleasant weekend.
Protect ya sef from being summarily dealt with by staying away from all my Babes here on NRs!
 

Gen Sani Abacha

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Erm Erm General thanks for this appointment am humble and my jaw is even dropping. But sir is this appointment not too early so? Do you know if i even have the liver to protect myself talk less of heading a presidential task force in charge of protecting 165million people. Anyway i will accept the appointment and do my best but please don't expect too much from me oooo because even you know that the assignment is too complicated ;-)....
My dear fellow, I have every confidence in your abilities to finish off Boko Haram and Al Qaeda in the Maghreb...:D
You can have your pick of the choicest plots of land in Abuja, and the new Eko Atlantic City. You can also have your pick of the finest virgins from: Katsina Ala, Calabar, Port Harcourt, Onitsha, Benin City, Ekiti, Bornu and Sokoto...enjoy...:D
 
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My dear fellow, I have every confidence in your abilities to finish off Boko Haram and Al Qaeda in the Maghreb...:D
You can have your pick of the choicest plots of land in Abuja, and the new Eko Atlantic City. You can also have your pick of the finest virgins from: Katsina Ala, Calabar, Port Harcourt, Onitsha, Benin City, Ekiti, Bornu and Sokoto...enjoy...:D
General Sir, ok i am honored by your trust and confidence in my ability to deliver but please let me start the job first when you see results then you can spoil me with extra incentives and palliatives...If i accept all this incentives now and later i discover you are the financier of Boko Haram ;-) how will i be effective when i have already collected plots of land in Abuja and the new eko atlantic city and to crown it all accept all those exotic beautiful virgin fulani babes from Katsina :-).

Oga General if you trust my ability then let me use it and give you results first all these incentives for The Protector are distractions. True protectors don't need all this to be effective. True Protectors follow and ethos built on integrity and honor to service even in the face of death and this is why to True Protectors saving people, property and information is like an innate calling they have that they have equally trained and honed over time...The Protector
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
#10
wow! i like you already.
General Sir, ok i am honored by your trust and confidence in my ability to deliver but please let me start the job first when you see results then you can spoil me with extra incentives and palliatives...If i accept all this incentives now and later i discover you are the financier of Boko Haram ;-) how will i be effective when i have already collected plots of land in Abuja and the new eko atlantic city and to crown it all accept all those exotic beautiful virgin fulani babes from Katsina :-).

Oga General if you trust my ability then let me use it and give you results first all these incentives for The Protector are distractions. True protectors don't need all this to be effective. True Protectors follow and ethos built on integrity and honor to service even in the face of death and this is why to True Protectors saving people, property and information is like an innate calling they have that they have equally trained and honed over time...The Protector
 

Gen Sani Abacha

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General Sir, ok i am honored by your trust and confidence in my ability to deliver but please let me start the job first when you see results then you can spoil me with extra incentives and palliatives...If i accept all this incentives now and later i discover you are the financier of Boko Haram ;-) how will i be effective when i have already collected plots of land in Abuja and the new eko atlantic city and to crown it all accept all those exotic beautiful virgin fulani babes from Katsina :-).

Oga General if you trust my ability then let me use it and give you results first all these incentives for The Protector are distractions. True protectors don't need all this to be effective. True Protectors follow and ethos built on integrity and honor to service even in the face of death and this is why to True Protectors saving people, property and information is like an innate calling they have that they have equally trained and honed over time...The Protector
Young man, this answer of yours tells me all I want to know...Go ahead indeed...I and my colleagues will evaluate your performance...It is good to see a sense of responsibility that gladdens my heart...Commence with your duties...:D
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
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*batting innocent eyes and lashes* my dear darling The Protector (i may call you darling, may i not?) i'm no man eater, please kindly take supermom's words with a grain of salt *grin*
i'm merely admiring for now
Welcome, The protector! Quick advice, stay away from our resident man eater...TM..thanks
 
#14
Welcome, The protector! Quick advice, stay away from our resident man eater...TM..thanks
Thanks a million Supermom for the heads up concerning TM am sure it will come in handy at some point or someday but in view of the herculean responsibility the general has put on my shoulders i believe i'll be needing all the advise i can get and to me i welcome all types of advises the good, the bad and the ugly to me its doesn't matter. What matters how and when you choose to use the advise and applying the the most appropriate advise for the right time, occasion, people and event. I can assure you am extremely good at that. Pleasant weekend to you.
 
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*batting innocent eyes and lashes* my dear darling The Protector (i may call you darling, may i not?) i'm no man eater, please kindly take supermom's words with a grain of salt *grin*
i'm merely admiring for now
Greetings Thickmadam, So while am still enjoying my minutes of fame or honeymoon as the newest member of this group let me say thanks for all the compliments. Sometimes we all need these compliments to keep going on in our daily struggles. Please feel free to address me in a way that comes natural to you and that you are comfortable with (my only guiding principle in all i do regardless of how i am addressed is one word Respect).
Resident Man Eater? Well I don't think people should be too afraid of who say they are or are perceived to be. We should truly be more concerned about what people do physically their actions (actions speaks louder than words). So if even if Supermom is correct that you are the resident man eater it is in my nature to give everyone the opportunity to show me for themselves who they truly are and what stuff they are truly made up of. So to me its ok for you to be a Man eater because i strongly believe that any man or woman that puts themselves in a position to be eaten should be eaten. I will not throw away Supermon's advise about you though and as such i'll respectfully try to keep my jugular vein at a safe distance from your teeth lolol. You can only eat what your teeth can bite and what can pass through you throat lolol. For those of you who understand yoruba let me end this with a yoruba proverb (Ologbo ti o gbe pan la, o to ju re fun iya eleba ni to ri pe eyin re ko le ran pan la) ;-) Translation (A cat that pick up a stock fish will only keep it for the food seller because a cats teeth cannot chew stock fish) So lets rock n roll.
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
#16
hahahahaha
ok i was all set to tell you to carry go :angry: but this your post has put you back in my good graces. grinning:
i can tell your'e gonna be a fun addition to the site.
Greetings Thickmadam, So while am still enjoying my minutes of fame or honeymoon as the newest member of this group let me say thanks for all the compliments. Sometimes we all need these compliments to keep going on in our daily struggles. Please feel free to address me in a way that comes natural to you and that you are comfortable with (my only guiding principle in all i do regardless of how i am addressed is one word Respect).
Resident Man Eater? Well I don't think people should be too afraid of who say they are or are perceived to be. We should truly be more concerned about what people do physically their actions (actions speaks louder than words). So if even if Supermom is correct that you are the resident man eater it is in my nature to give everyone the opportunity to show me for themselves who they truly are and what stuff they are truly made up of. So to me its ok for you to be a Man eater because i strongly believe that any man or woman that puts themselves in a position to be eaten should be eaten. I will not throw away Supermon's advise about you though and as such i'll respectfully try to keep my jugular vein at a safe distance from your teeth lolol. You can only eat what your teeth can bite and what can pass through you throat lolol. For those of you who understand yoruba let me end this with a yoruba proverb (Ologbo ti o gbe pan la, o to ju re fun iya eleba ni to ri pe eyin re ko le ran pan la) ;-) Translation (A cat that pick up a stock fish will only keep it for the food seller because a cats teeth cannot chew stock fish) So lets rock n roll.
 

Field Marshal

ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER
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Field Marshal thanks for the welcome. Concerning staying away from all ya babes and protecting myself from being dealt with, i have taken your words of advise and will act accordingly. But if you don't mind doing me a favor please help me put sticker sign on all ya babes forehead so that there is no accident and if possible try and tell ya babes too not to communicate with The Protector no matter what i post. This i believe will help me identify all ya babes so i can stay away from them lolololol...Wish you a pleasant weekend.
Steps will be taken to avoid any mistakes or coincidences regarding you toasting my babes! Welcome, aboard! :D
 
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