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The worst Nigerian movie you ever saw

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Sola

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Okay, some of our stars will not like this thread, but it will help those of us who buy the movies or just watch them. Yes, we know "worst" it is a matter of opinion. Tell us about it anyway.

So, what's the worst Naija movie you ever saw, the one you will NEVER recommend to others?
 

prexo

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One of the worst naija films i have seen is ' Big Time Chics'. I was hissing and sighing all through. It made absolutely no sense to me.

One annoying thing was the way they kept calling themselves ' Big Time Chics', I almost didn't who was who among them and for three people who led us to believe they really loved their mother, we never see them visit her even when she was harrased by a neighbor. It could have been done better.
 

vince

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Originally posted by bigmomma
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a whole bunch of them i dont even remember their names now sef.
How you wan remember?They are too many!The usual reaction to all these awful movies,is to forget them as soon as you take the tapes out of the recorder.
I do remember the names of one or two sha:
1)Full moon
2)Girl's nite out.
A whole bunch of early yoruba movies.:o
 
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i know this might sound so insultive but that 'big time chics' was a really f***** up films i even regreted renting it not alone buying,the film had no begining or ending at all.
i don't know who marketed it all.

Originally posted by nifesi
One of the worst naija films i have seen is ' Big Time Chics'. I was hissing and sighing all through. It made absolutely no sense to me.

One annoying thing was the way they kept calling themselves ' Big Time Chics', I almost didn't who was who among them and for three people who led us to believe they really loved their mother, we never see them visit her even when she was harrased by a neighbor. It could have been done better.
 

Sola

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That's a Rosemary Ingbi film. I was in her store - as well as several others at the Nigerian Film Village - and she wasn't going to let me go without buying some films (old colleague in the biz), so I bought 2 on their recommendation. Big Time Chics was one of them. I understand how you feel. I saw it too...

I can't even begin to elaborate on all that was wrong with it. Well, we will improve someday. If only they will rea;ize it isn't everyone that can produce films...
 

vince

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Originally posted by Sola
That's a Rosemary Ingbi film. I was in her store - as well as several others at the Nigerian Film Village - and she wasn't going to let me go without buying some films (old colleague in the biz), so I bought 2 on their recommendation. Big Time Chics was one of them. I understand how you feel. I saw it too...

I can't even begin to elaborate on all that was wrong with it. Well, we will improve someday. If only they will rea;ize it isn't everyone that can produce films...
I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for this flop alarm!:D
I will avoid the movie like a plague,no,like a minefield!!:D ;)
 

Kemmy

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Originally posted by blessingekwere
i know this might sound so insultive but that 'big time chics' was a really f***** up films i even regreted renting it not alone buying,the film had no begining or ending at all.
i don't know who marketed it all.





Hey Blessing, i think i saw ur name on a Fed govt school web. Did u attend Bereton Montessori N & P school?, ur name's kinda familiar.
 

Sola

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Funny enough, some are so terrible, you can't even see them to the end.
As for the title, you forget it so quickly! Ha ha!
 

prexo

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True that... what about the ones where some yoruba actors try to be funny translating yoruba proverbs into english literally. That is so 1904...
 

mamarita

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Why una dey talk like this now, no one has seen ON HOLIDAY?? I wanted to blow heads .....
Lets not even go into Yoruba movies, some of them have no continuity, just sorry ways to make money.....

Or Virgin prostitute!!! I'll skip the acting, skip the falseness of the story, I'll go to the choir singing, AWFUL NOISE TO MY EARS.

MY LOVE was a rendition of TITANIC with a closing credit from ROMEO AND JULIET.....I wanted to kill Ramsey Nouah for accepting such an awful script.

Whatever you do dont want BATTLE FIELD abi na BATTLE GROUND with Ramsey Nouah, Pat Attah, err.....Genevive Nnaji, the piece of mistake lasted 10 minutes then they said WATCH OUT FOR PART TWO!!!! Life as a situation.


I'd go on but I still want to pray tonight:mad:
 

vince

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Mamarita is one mean critic:D Maybe we need professional critics with her temperament.Ones that can make the movie producers tremble with their reviews!;)
 

mamarita

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Originally posted by vince
Mamarita is one mean critic:D Maybe we need professional critics with her temperament.Ones that can make the movie producers tremble with their reviews!;)
Ya know....LOL. Have you seen THE KIDS ARE ANGRY???? Damn, it was a mistake of a movie, I thought that christain lady should be flogged for being unreal. How many children actually lock their parents up because they're fighting, how many people dont have phones in their rooms. Could go on, but I wont
 

kcbabe64

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Originally posted by mamarita
Why una dey talk like this now, no one has seen ON HOLIDAY?? I wanted to blow heads .....
Lets not even go into Yoruba movies, some of them have no continuity, just sorry ways to make money.....

Or Virgin prostitute!!! I'll skip the acting, skip the falseness of the story, I'll go to the choir singing, AWFUL NOISE TO MY EARS.

MY LOVE was a rendition of TITANIC with a closing credit from ROMEO AND JULIET.....I wanted to kill Ramsey Nouah for accepting such an awful script.

Whatever you do dont want BATTLE FIELD abi na BATTLE GROUND with Ramsey Nouah, Pat Attah, err.....Genevive Nnaji, the piece of mistake lasted 10 minutes then they said WATCH OUT FOR PART TWO!!!! Life as a situation.


I'd go on but I still want to pray tonight:mad:

i know girl, Virgin prostitute sucks big time, i regret gettin dat movie, d story is so fake, it cannot even happen in dis life n y in da world did 2Face take dat script, i even wanna know how much they paid him 4 dat movie, abi d boy no get any money at all.-he broke reach dat extent

n d film wid geneviev,ramsey n pat is BATTLE LINE
 

mamarita

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Originally posted by kcbabe64
i know girl, Virgin prostitute sucks big time, i regret gettin dat movie, d story is so fake, it cannot even happen in dis life n y in da world did 2Face take dat script, i even wanna know how much they paid him 4 dat movie, abi d boy no get any money at all.-he broke reach dat extent

n d film wid geneviev,ramsey n pat is BATTLE LINE
Yeah, Battle line. whatever happened in Part 2????


The virgin prostitute sef no fit act, when she finally lost the shege, see blood everywhere like say na abortion dem perform
 

Sola

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Originally posted by mamarita
Yeah, Battle line. whatever happened in Part 2????
The virgin prostitute sef no fit act, when she finally lost the shege, see blood everywhere like say na abortion dem perform
Mamarita, that is arguably the funniest line I have read on this message board. Its a classic. Na so I dey role for ground here.

May be the girl na goat. You know when we dunbu goat, na so blood dey flow like river. Ho ho!
 

bigmomma

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Originally posted by mamarita
Yeah, Battle line. whatever happened in Part 2????


The virgin prostitute sef no fit act, when she finally lost the shege, see blood everywhere like say na abortion dem perform
LMAO. men the way the blood dey dey sef i am like dang. na so the blood dey flow for real when u know ......


Men naija needs to come up more fe real. i think a big reason is that ppl go for moie actors than content that is why the directors and producers are getting away with it. some of those scripts are arrant and total nonsense now that is wwhat that censor lady should be worried bout when she sees uncreativity like that. toss it in the garbage straight me i dey tire for d actors wey dey accept those roles sef check out LOVE BOAT with Geneivieve i was like WTF?
 

kcbabe64

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Originally posted by bigmomma
LMAO. men the way the blood dey dey sef i am like dang. na so the blood dey flow for real when u know ......


Men naija needs to come up more fe real. i think a big reason is that ppl go for moie actors than content that is why the directors and producers are getting away with it. some of those scripts are arrant and total nonsense now that is wwhat that censor lady should be worried bout when she sees uncreativity like that. toss it in the garbage straight me i dey tire for d actors wey dey accept those roles sef check out LOVE BOAT with Geneivieve i was like WTF?
bigmomma i feel u, i wanted to die when i saw LOVE BOAT, i mean d whole cover for d film was iight, when i watched d film i cnt even explain i was feelin, but i was angry at myself for gettin dat film.
i rate dat film zero, zero is even beta sef. they no suppose release dat kind film.
 
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