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Wednesday Funnies

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by NTB, Apr 10, 2013.

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  1. NTB

    NTB Well-Known Member

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    I just can't stop :happy0194:

    I just got home now and met my neighbour (Emmaclins) crying like a baby, then we got talking.

    Me: Emma wetin happen now...who die nau???

    Emma: Bros na Amaka o

    Me: Chizoooooosu!!! *** amaka don die????

    Emma: My brother had it bn she even die sef Ino go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo

    Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what happened.

    Emma: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up to her final year now use "idiot" to save my name in her phone....

    Me: Mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain u??? Even makin u cry? U get time my broda...

    Emma: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me, d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18

    Me: Hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau, afterall my own girl dat I want to marry use Evangelist David to save my name in her phone...

    Emma (laughing now): Na waoo at least dat one is even beta...

    Me: Shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony), and den 4 Apostles (Chidi, Samuel, Mike and Greg), den 2 Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one bishop Francis....

    Emma: Hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!
     
  2. amet13

    amet13 I dey keep my side

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    General Overseer of her heart ke, i had a good laugh
     
  3. tunmi

    tunmi Active Member

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    I applaud Amaka o, she at least remembers their name when each idiot calls...up to #18. If I don't see your name on the caller ID, we shall we doing that "who is this?" thing for a while.
     
  4. kolinzo

    kolinzo Oodua4life

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    Honourable Mr. Naijarules!

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