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What is a Wife-Stealer?

Discussion in 'LOVE, MARRIAGE, THE SEXES' started by noone, Apr 21, 2012.

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  1. noone

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    In response to and by popular demand, I beg my fellow NRulers to help me define the above-mentioned term...and while doing so, please, I have responsibilites...do not kill me before my time with laughter!

    Oya,
    GSA
    BlackPearl
    SuperMama
    Blueblue...let the posts begin!

    What is a wife-stealer exactly???​
     
  2. noone

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    @bold

    Where art thou? This is thine desired thread...
     
  3. Sola

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    Husband waiting to be snatched reporting!
     
  4. mealone

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    :322::322::sport-smi *telephoning my aunt who happens be the above snatchee's wife*
     
  5. Gen Sani Abacha

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    Thy hath summoned me m'lady ? Reporting for duty m'am!!! *Saluting*

    Now to answer your question, I would define a Wife Stealer as:

    A man(usually) who deliberately targets other men's wives for romantic/sexual relationships. The prospect of violating another man's sacred union fills him with perverse pleasure...He usually thinks he is more of man than the woman's husband and motivated by the thrill of making the married woman fall for him so hard, she is willing and ready to violate her vows. The Wife Stealer feels he has conquered the man(and woman) by doing this. I suppose he feels he is a conqueror whereas the cuckolded husband (and the wife) are his conquered subjects(conquests).

    Is the above definition sufficient m'lady ? :)
     
  6. rudeboy

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    Wow, so there are two of us reporting!
     
  7. Sola

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    Y'see am so? Abeg, as the snatchee, can we nominate the snatcher?
     
  8. noone

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    Pfft! and double-Pfft!!!sconf: As if...abegi!!!
     
  9. noone

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    No need, my dear sister...it's not even possible! Not even in his dreams, fantasies or nightmares!!!
     
  10. noone

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    I thanketh thee as thine definition has sufficed for the present. Mayhap, there may be other definitions hither and thither from SuperMom, BlackPearl, TM and all other inhabitants of NR. Let us waiteth and seeth...:cool:
     
  11. noone

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    Taa! Speakest thou for thine self...thou havest not a partner-in-crime...at least not in Fada...


    notin snatchable dia!
     
  12. noone

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    Mealone,
    @ bolded - I'm sure you'll agree with me that self-delusion is a terrible affliction!!!
     
  13. Village-Boi

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    I didn't knows what a wife-stealer is but I'm think this might be a wife ready for a stealing...

    Treat me like a wife!
     
  14. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    err..nerds don't get snatched.
     
  15. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    meanwhile, a wife-snatcher is that person who is too greedy to keep his eyes on his own wife and wants to sample another person's wife. if the mumu woman wants to be sampled, why! there is no snatching at all.
    just two mutual samplers sampling other goods other than their spouses.
     
  16. Village-Boi

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    Maybe him no get wife lol.
     
  17. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    oh yeah...i forgot to take that into account.
    ok...amending to: someone who is too greedy and will want to sample another person's wife.
     
  18. Abike

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    :roll :roll

    Uncle Sola! Only you!
     
  19. Village-Boi

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    Ah una dey blessed for Yankee... here the greedy ones will sample ya wife, ya food in the fridge and ya pet cat too. We get one craze daytime show wey them dey call - Jeremy Kyle or somefing like that.
     
  20. rudeboy

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    The bastard! He is so dead!!!!!!!! Stealing wife? I fit bone comot. BUt stealing my own food in my own fridge? How else people wan sign their own death warrant?
     
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