What will you do

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NTB

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A girl had boasted about her boyfriend to her female friends in their hostel. She told them how rich, caring, generous & handsome her guy is. That he will be visiting her the next evening. High expectation arose from everyone. D guy actually came the next evening but with a loaf of Agege Bread as a gift to his girlfriend. The girl was very disappointed & angry. She threw the bread at him & rained insults on him in the presence of everyone. Dejectedly, the guy took the Agege Bread, tore it into two, & behold A CAR KEY & AN ENGAGEMENT RING fell out of the bread.
1. If you are the girl, what will you do?
2. If you are the guy, what will you do?
 

sidney

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A girl had boasted about her boyfriend to her female friends in their hostel. She told them how rich, caring, generous & handsome her guy is. That he will be visiting her the next evening. High expectation arose from everyone. D guy actually came the next evening but with a loaf of Agege Bread as a gift to his girlfriend. The girl was very disappointed & angry. She threw the bread at him & rained insults on him in the presence of everyone. Dejectedly, the guy took the Agege Bread, tore it into two, & behold A CAR KEY & AN ENGAGEMENT RING fell out of the bread.
1. If you are the girl, what will you do?
2. If you are the guy, what will you do?
Girl: Start laughing and say
"Kai darlin... You sef no sabi when I dey joke!"
or
"Honey, no vex I dey practice.. I got one Nollywood film audition tomorrow.. Siddon honey, make we chop dis sweet agege bread na..."

Guy: Put one hand to ya eye, pull am down and say "Ntaw!"
 
#3
The girl should just walk away; it is a total facepalm situation for her...no remedying that! The boy should just moonwalk away from her and thank his lucky stars, cos his gold-digging girlfriend has just been outed!
 

sidney

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#4
The girl should just walk away; it is a total facepalm situation for her...no remedying that! The boy should just moonwalk away from her and thank his lucky stars, cos his gold-digging girlfriend has just been outed!
There was a commercial where the guy and girl both start talking at the same time. The girls tells the guy to go first. he says "I think we should break up"... She is stunned and says "OK".. Then the guy asks what she was going to say. She says "I won the lottery".... :laugh:
 

NTB

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Girl: Start laughing and say
"Kai darlin... You sef no sabi when I dey joke!"
or
"Honey, no vex I dey practice.. I got one Nollywood film audition tomorrow.. Siddon honey, make we chop dis sweet agege bread na..."

Guy: Put one hand to ya eye, pull am down and say "Ntaw!"
:laugh:
 

NTB

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#6
There was a commercial where the guy and girl both start talking at the same time. The girls tells the guy to go first. he says "I think we should break up"... She is stunned and says "OK".. Then the guy asks what she was going to say. She says "I won the lottery".... :laugh:
I have seen that commercial. :roll
 
#7
There was a commercial where the guy and girl both start talking at the same time. The girls tells the guy to go first. he says "I think we should break up"... She is stunned and says "OK".. Then the guy asks what she was going to say. She says "I won the lottery".... :laugh:
:laugh: The man would probably slap the shit outta himself afterwards, like hot damn! I stayed with her when she ain't got nothing, then the minute she makes bank, I go ahead and dump her!
 

Field Marshal

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Girl Friend: No dey joke laiki dis nah! U really mean it that that car key in de Agege bread na mai own?

Boy Friend: Ehen na! e bin be ya own until u throw am back give me. I go gii am to de next deserving babe, I meet. :)
 

sidney

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#9
Girl Friend: No dey joke laiki dis nah! U really mean it that that car key in de Agege bread na mai own?

Boy Friend: Ehen na! e bin be ya own until u throw am back give me. I go gii am to de next deserving babe, I meet. :)
Then he shouts to his driver.. "FM!!! FM!! bring de moto for front!" smokin:
 
#10
There was a commercial where the guy and girl both start talking at the same time. The girls tells the guy to go first. he says "I think we should break up"... She is stunned and says "OK".. Then the guy asks what she was going to say. She says "I won the lottery".... :laugh:
Saw this, hilarious!!!
 
#12
"Bebe abeg no vex ehn ...the thought counts... you know i love you its just that i didnt expect it this way....ndo! Yes !!!chop bread exit left
 

kolinzo

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#13
As the guy, I'd quietly walk back into my car and start blasting that track..."I don't want no pigeon oh ohhh!" But that's messed for the girl sha.
 
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