Which Nollywood star would you like to slap?

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olofofogal

Let d smoke carry d point
with one eye close,one leg raised up,one arm behind my back,i would like to give a minding bending,hair raising,earth shaking slap to actress mercy johnson
 

toammyb

Born to lead and follow
it is time to slap some gollywood stars...

:roll :roll

this thread no go give me heart attack
My very first gollyslap goes to Van Vicker for being too cute to act mean roles. I thought he was absolutely unbelievable in River of Tears or whatever that movie was he did with Ms. Nnaji a few years ago.
 

olofofogal

Let d smoke carry d point
my first kickboxer slap would have to be for jackie appiah...after her first movie which brough her to stardom,she kind looked the same in every role.same facial expression,same big eyes,same round muscled yansh..............so here goes..


KICK:460:
SLAP::knuck
BLOW:sport-smi
 
my first kickboxer slap would have to be for jackie appiah...after her first movie which brough her to stardom,she kind looked the same in every role.same facial expression,same big eyes,same round muscled yansh..............so here goes..


KICK:460:
SLAP::knuck
BLOW:sport-smi
Those bright bold colours and the 99 cent store plastic jewelry...she has toned down at bit :laugh:
 

BabyP

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Thunder sounding slap to Van Vicker for acting in any and every movie last yr '09.

A slap for... in short I would tear her face, Yvonne Nelson for reading her lines in the name of acting!
 

blackpearl

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Dips her hand into palm oil - raises it up to the sky - wets her lips very well - a part of my tongues still strucks out- faces MERCY JOHNSON AND SLAPS THE ISH OUT OF HER!!!!
I slap you again soteeee....I feel it on my cheeck too! That slap will give you deliverance of trying nonsensical movies like the GAZA TREASURE, not for the fact that the movies name reminds me of wahala in the middle east, iroooo u are backing it bad with yeye acting, yeyey stealing .....ahhh I WHOSAI you with both of my hands and decorate your face like Egungun for some crazy village! Haba....which kinda movie be this!!!!
INFACT I CO-SLAP ya MAID...dont know her name and cant be bothered with it, that MAID that kept shut and I had to keep on saying SILLY MAID A ZILLION TIMES!!!
I SLAP the scriptwriter, director...infact everone that had a hand in this movie!!!!!
INfact this sLAP will wake you from ya slumber....hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
SO sosososososos angry and yet una no come finish am in 2 PARTS....IRO you guys had to continue in your foolinshness of titiling the part 3 or was it even 4 sef with the RETURN OF GAZA :roll :roll
Infact I SLAP you again MERCY JOHNSON for not thinking twice about the movies u should select...is it by force!!!!

Normally i do not get so angry but this is really pure NONSENSE!! ANd then they say NO to piracy and then you giving us SHIT like that?
Tunde if I still your words to say "una colllective heads no de house"
 

barbarellanoir

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I know this is like a broken record, but I'd like to give a heavy handed slap to............



Emeka Ike.sweat:

I could never imagine that in 2010, with all your interviews/comments on the industry, you are still delivering the same Fruity pebbles,dusty afro BS in your movies. Double slap for the f**kery that was Tears of the Moon. Stop giving interviews and either step up your game or find another job/hobby. It was embarrasing in a beauty salon of African-American women to explain that the eye-rolling was your "style"smokin:
 
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