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Which Nollywood star would you like to slap?

Discussion in 'AFRICAN MOVIE STARS' started by olofofogal, Aug 17, 2006.

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  1. dammy

    dammy Ramsey republic

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    Biola Ige her acting is an apology
     
  2. Amiga

    Amiga Wonder woman

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    I second that slap for Biola Ige for the foolishness that was her acting in my soulmate.
     
  3. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    well hot damn!
     
  4. Dsampler

    Dsampler D. Ultimate Naija Ruler

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    ...em,..in the words of our forefathers,...

    May the slapping continue, Amen.
    & May the lord of slapping give us more idiots to slap around in the New Year, Amen
    & May we always be the slapper & not the slappee, Amen

    & May I dare say..........I wish you'all happy slapping...so, slap on! my friends!!!!!!!!!!! smokin:smokin:smokin:
     
  5. Dsampler

    Dsampler D. Ultimate Naija Ruler

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    Good morning o. Please, may I order 2 dozens of dirty slaps for Kate (the ungrateful) Henshaw-Nuttall for disrespecting Ms Nnaji in public like she did the other day.
    ....abeg, I no get cash on me. Can you just charge the slaps to my American Express? Thank you very much.:1087:
     
  6. Thickmadam

    Thickmadam OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!

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    Na wah o, dsampler. This thing is really paining you well well.
    Pele o. Next time make ya idol greet person that way all of una no go dey vex like this.
    Sorry ehn! You can now stop crying. Come and take buiscuit.
     
  7. NTB

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    :laugh: Ds, do you want blue band or I can't believe is not butter on that biscuit
     
  8. Dsampler

    Dsampler D. Ultimate Naija Ruler

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    LOL!
    Very funny, y'all.
     
  9. Mz.Mac

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    I would like slap Biola Ige for her horrendous acting in Blackmail!
     
  10. chik-slik

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    i cudnt agree mo!!
     
  11. Obariba

    Obariba Koininonia

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    what a violent thread
     
  12. Dsampler

    Dsampler D. Ultimate Naija Ruler

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    Good morning o, fellow slappers.
    My name is Dsampler, and I am her to order 2 dozens of lightning-meets-stars slaps for Dakure Egbuson for allowing her self to be crowned the "It girl" in Nollywood whereas the real "It girl" of Nollywood was just standing by not even blowing her own trumpet.

    Thank you very much. And the Lord of dirty slapping be with you all. Amen.
     
  13. Village-Boi

    Village-Boi Well-Known Member

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    48 pages of slaps... una try well, well. Is 'Happy-Slapping' right or una dey cover damages with Praying & Fasting Insurance plc?
     
  14. Amiga

    Amiga Wonder woman

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    Ha ha ha, abeg no finish me o, lol.
     
  15. Dsampler

    Dsampler D. Ultimate Naija Ruler

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    Right now, I'm thinking about ordering some thunder-meets-lightning dirty slaps for Nike Oshinowo for showing those fake legs of hers in public.
     
  16. Dsampler

    Dsampler D. Ultimate Naija Ruler

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    Good Morning ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, fellow slappers. na me o, Dsampler. I am so angry today, I wan order cartons of thunder-meet-fire slaps. For Emeka Ike and Jim Iyke. These 2 a-holes are making a fool out of Nollywood fans & I 'm sick & tired of it.

    Please send the slapping bill to the 2 of them too. They should pay for their own slapping this time.

    Thank you very much, may you continue to slap more Nollywood Stars left & right without repercussions for ever. Amen.
     
  17. tunmi

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    Who should I slap??
    1. Mercy Johnson, for the multicolored cat eyes I see whenever I see her in films of late. E be like say na cat I dey see, and it does not even fit her complexion. Go for a lighter brown abeg. I know I should be blaming the director but I see her in it in wayyy too many movies.

    2. Mercy Johnson, Ini Edo, Oge Okoye, and any other female with those extra long acrylic nail. In fact, make una deliver some slaps to any person who wears color blinding acrylic nails. It is a distraction and it is so annoying to see.

    3. For the directors wey no sabi direct people eh, amadioha will slap you till kingdom come.

    4. Desmond Elliot for the kin ting wey una dey call acting. Abeg, stay behind the camera or you and Tonto Dike, make una comot go acting class. Walahi, e go benefit.

    5. Tchidi, for acting with the Yankee accent. I saw him in a scene with a regular Naija accent, when talking to the Olopa, and he was bearable. Next scene, my ears dey bleed.

    6. Oge Okoye for not selecting better scripts. O girl, you better pass dis and you don almost fall my hand. Na una saving grace be say you execute am well well. But abeg, I dey on my knee na, abeg choose sonething better na. Fulani seems nice, dey go dat way. hear

    7. Muna for the same thing Oge dey do. I love you no be small ting and you are the best actor-kisser in Nolly...but, abeg do something top notch. Abeg, hear? You dey good, even better pass some people wey dey up there, but do something better. And that beer belly wey don dey fashion, make e comot o. Gym na your friend, exercise na your paddy...hear sweerat.
     
  18. barbarellanoir

    barbarellanoir Well-Known Member

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    lolololololololololol....@bolded....Muna has actually worked on his belly....I don't notice it anymore.
     
  19. tunmi

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    good. I'll reduce the intensity of the slap then
     
  20. Dsampler

    Dsampler D. Ultimate Naija Ruler

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    I'll like to place an order of 20 ugly slaps for Teco Benson,.....for not being able to recognize the best thing when he sees one. What a joke of a movie maker.
     
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