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Which Nollywood star would you like to slap?

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Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
well hot damn!
Dips her hand into palm oil - raises it up to the sky - wets her lips very well - a part of my tongues still strucks out- faces MERCY JOHNSON AND SLAPS THE ISH OUT OF HER!!!!
I slap you again soteeee....I feel it on my cheeck too! That slap will give you deliverance of trying nonsensical movies like the GAZA TREASURE, not for the fact that the movies name reminds me of wahala in the middle east, iroooo u are backing it bad with yeye acting, yeyey stealing .....ahhh I WHOSAI you with both of my hands and decorate your face like Egungun for some crazy village! Haba....which kinda movie be this!!!!
INFACT I CO-SLAP ya MAID...dont know her name and cant be bothered with it, that MAID that kept shut and I had to keep on saying SILLY MAID A ZILLION TIMES!!!
I SLAP the scriptwriter, director...infact everone that had a hand in this movie!!!!!
INfact this sLAP will wake you from ya slumber....hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
SO sosososososos angry and yet una no come finish am in 2 PARTS....IRO you guys had to continue in your foolinshness of titiling the part 3 or was it even 4 sef with the RETURN OF GAZA :roll :roll
Infact I SLAP you again MERCY JOHNSON for not thinking twice about the movies u should select...is it by force!!!!

Normally i do not get so angry but this is really pure NONSENSE!! ANd then they say NO to piracy and then you giving us SHIT like that?
Tunde if I still your words to say "una colllective heads no de house"
 

Dsampler

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...em,..in the words of our forefathers,...

May the slapping continue, Amen.
& May the lord of slapping give us more idiots to slap around in the New Year, Amen
& May we always be the slapper & not the slappee, Amen

& May I dare say..........I wish you'all happy slapping...so, slap on! my friends!!!!!!!!!!! smokin:smokin:smokin:
 

Dsampler

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Good morning o. Please, may I order 2 dozens of dirty slaps for Kate (the ungrateful) Henshaw-Nuttall for disrespecting Ms Nnaji in public like she did the other day.
....abeg, I no get cash on me. Can you just charge the slaps to my American Express? Thank you very much.:1087:
 

Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
Good morning o. Please, may I order 2 dozens of dirty slaps for Kate (the ungrateful) Henshaw-Nuttall for disrespecting Ms Nnaji in public like she did the other day.
....abeg, I no get cash on me. Can you just charge the slaps to my American Express? Thank you very much.:1087:
Na wah o, dsampler. This thing is really paining you well well.
Pele o. Next time make ya idol greet person that way all of una no go dey vex like this.
Sorry ehn! You can now stop crying. Come and take buiscuit.
 

NTB

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Na wah o, dsampler. This thing is really paining you well well.
Pele o. Next time make ya idol greet person that way all of una no go dey vex like this.
Sorry ehn! You can now stop crying. Come and take buiscuit.
:laugh: Ds, do you want blue band or I can't believe is not butter on that biscuit
 

Dsampler

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Good morning o, fellow slappers.
My name is Dsampler, and I am her to order 2 dozens of lightning-meets-stars slaps for Dakure Egbuson for allowing her self to be crowned the "It girl" in Nollywood whereas the real "It girl" of Nollywood was just standing by not even blowing her own trumpet.

Thank you very much. And the Lord of dirty slapping be with you all. Amen.
 

Dsampler

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Good Morning ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, fellow slappers. na me o, Dsampler. I am so angry today, I wan order cartons of thunder-meet-fire slaps. For Emeka Ike and Jim Iyke. These 2 a-holes are making a fool out of Nollywood fans & I 'm sick & tired of it.

Please send the slapping bill to the 2 of them too. They should pay for their own slapping this time.

Thank you very much, may you continue to slap more Nollywood Stars left & right without repercussions for ever. Amen.
 

tunmi

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Who should I slap??
1. Mercy Johnson, for the multicolored cat eyes I see whenever I see her in films of late. E be like say na cat I dey see, and it does not even fit her complexion. Go for a lighter brown abeg. I know I should be blaming the director but I see her in it in wayyy too many movies.

2. Mercy Johnson, Ini Edo, Oge Okoye, and any other female with those extra long acrylic nail. In fact, make una deliver some slaps to any person who wears color blinding acrylic nails. It is a distraction and it is so annoying to see.

3. For the directors wey no sabi direct people eh, amadioha will slap you till kingdom come.

4. Desmond Elliot for the kin ting wey una dey call acting. Abeg, stay behind the camera or you and Tonto Dike, make una comot go acting class. Walahi, e go benefit.

5. Tchidi, for acting with the Yankee accent. I saw him in a scene with a regular Naija accent, when talking to the Olopa, and he was bearable. Next scene, my ears dey bleed.

6. Oge Okoye for not selecting better scripts. O girl, you better pass dis and you don almost fall my hand. Na una saving grace be say you execute am well well. But abeg, I dey on my knee na, abeg choose sonething better na. Fulani seems nice, dey go dat way. hear

7. Muna for the same thing Oge dey do. I love you no be small ting and you are the best actor-kisser in Nolly...but, abeg do something top notch. Abeg, hear? You dey good, even better pass some people wey dey up there, but do something better. And that beer belly wey don dey fashion, make e comot o. Gym na your friend, exercise na your paddy...hear sweerat.
 

barbarellanoir

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7. Muna for the same thing Oge dey do. I love you no be small ting and you are the best actor-kisser in Nolly...but, abeg do something top notch. Abeg, hear? You dey good, even better pass some people wey dey up there, but do something better. And that beer belly wey don dey fashion, make e comot o. Gym na your friend, exercise na your paddy...hear sweerat.

lolololololololololol....@bolded....Muna has actually worked on his belly....I don't notice it anymore.
 

Dsampler

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I'll like to place an order of 20 ugly slaps for Teco Benson,.....for not being able to recognize the best thing when he sees one. What a joke of a movie maker.
 
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