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Which Nollywood star would you like to slap?

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Thickmadam

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
that ting still dey pain una? sorry ehn.
come and take biscuit.
and next time tell you-know-who to lock up her contract before taking trips instead of doing a job.
it's ok inugo?
maybe she will get another role soon.
chai.
sorry ehn.
I'll like to place an order of 20 ugly slaps for Teco Benson,.....for not being able to recognize the best thing when he sees one. What a joke of a movie maker.
 

Dsampler

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Good morning o, fellow slappers! abeg forgive me if its too early to start ordering slaps......but this is an emergency.

I would like to order 3 dozens of dirty, electrifying, thunderous, and turn-me-to-oluku slaps for Tonto Dike, for opening that her dirty mouth wey she never brush for one whole week, open am begin tok nonsense about an innocent actress wey dey mind her own business jeje for Nollywood.

Please charge the slaps to my paypal account as my American Express was cut off last week by those crazy people. Something about I no pay my bill. Crazy people.
 

ssergit

..still The Drama Queen!
Good morning o, fellow slappers! abeg forgive me if its too early to start ordering slaps......but this is an emergency.

I would like to order 3 dozens of dirty, electrifying, thunderous, and turn-me-to-oluku slaps for Tonto Dike, for opening that her dirty mouth wey she never brush for one whole week, open am begin tok nonsense about an innocent actress wey dey mind her own business jeje for Nollywood.

Please charge the slaps to my paypal account as my American Express was cut off last week by those crazy people. Something about I no pay my bill. Crazy people.
:roll :roll :roll
 

Dsampler

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i want to pieces the mouth of that yeye actress omoni oboli...slap her till her ear drums play back her ring tone in her ears!
this damaging sla would be for her fakeness and for always saying''at the level i am in in nollywood now blah blah blah''

which level?infact i go lie down,set my hand and land this slap sef.hisssssssssssssssss
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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