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worst day

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by lady_vexy, Feb 12, 2004.

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  1. lady_vexy

    lady_vexy Heart that is Sweet

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    There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
    The poor man starts crying.
    The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
    "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
     
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