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You Know You're A Naija When....

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by kaymax, Jun 14, 2005.

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  1. kaymax

    kaymax Well-Known Member

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    you start a sentence with 'eehmm' or 'I tink eehmm'

    Come on all, let's have some fun with this, I feel like LMAO!!
     
  2. kkkartel

    kkkartel Active Member

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    When my oyinbo women begin dem palavar .....
     
  3. uche

    uche Well-Known Member

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    Baffroom--------- Bathroom
     
  4. Aust_nne

    Aust_nne Well-Known Member

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    when you try your best to imporvise Naija food no matter where U r!
     
  5. Ricardo

    Ricardo I'm Favored by God !

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    When after using margarine, the plastic container is kept in the kitchen cabinet for future usage.
     
  6. mealone

    mealone Well-Known Member

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    1.when you call a fellow naija neigbor your cousin meanwhile, u're not related
    2.i'll be back with a lot more
     
  7. Aust_nne

    Aust_nne Well-Known Member

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    lol..i have found most conservative and stingy whites do that too.
     
  8. prettymamba

    prettymamba superstar in training..

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    when there is power faliure.
     
  9. Okestra007

    Okestra007 Mr. Lover Man

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    When u enter public transportation bus and expect a "conductor" to come get fee.
     
  10. Okestra007

    Okestra007 Mr. Lover Man

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    ...When you have to repeat yourself when speaking with these akatas.
     
  11. Aust_nne

    Aust_nne Well-Known Member

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    When rice has to be in your menu on Sundays
     
  12. Nkechi

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    ---- When an even start at 10am and u arrive an hr later
     
  13. Okestra007

    Okestra007 Mr. Lover Man

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    When you wish you could bribe a police out of a speeding ticket.
     
  14. mealone

    mealone Well-Known Member

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    1.If you know what AKATA means.
    2. If, you have ever gone to a Nigerian "get-together" and made a handful of money just for dancing.
    3.If, when you parents curse you want so bad to laugh, but you don't wanna get slapped
    4.(for females)if you are going for a party and your head gear cannot let you see the back of the car when backing up.
     
  15. Ricardo

    Ricardo I'm Favored by God !

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    Conservative and stingy is the difference :biggrinsa
     
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    Funmibaby Well-Known Member

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    if you go to a wedding just to eat jollof rice and moin-moin with fried goat meat stew and you don't even know the people getting married.
     
  17. fola

    fola 4 D mama ke!

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    you be naija when your question is being answered by another question or when you answer pples questions with another
     
  18. fola

    fola 4 D mama ke!

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    when your mum and her sister have no spoken sinse your birth!
     
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    1. If, your parents have ever compared your life here in America to theirs in Nigeria. (i.e. boarding school, no electricity, fetching water, Nigerian Civil War....etc) and walking 20 miles to school every morning in their days
    2.If, you or someone you know has ever been sent to Nigeria because of behavioral problems, or if your parents have ever threatened to do so.
    3.If, rice and stew just isn't the same without plantain (dodo
     
  20. kaymax

    kaymax Well-Known Member

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    LOL
     
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