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You Know You're A Naija When....

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lola_americana

i'M bRinGinG sExYBacK!!!!
If You Ever Get In A Fight And The First Word To Come Out Of Your Mouth Is "timba Gba Oju Bai Wa Le Ni" Knowing Good And Well You Can't Fight To Save Your Life....that Is What We Call "omo Eko Shakara"
 

gold_1639

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Don't know if someone already said this, but u're 9ja when u end more than 50% of ur sentences with "o". Like, please dont delete this thread o.
 
paj said:
..true words from an ex-hawker... smokin:

Pa
Hahaha, Paj, you never cease to amaze me with your insight, psyche! That thing is a killer though, ogogoro that is, and we wonder why some people die suddenly no explanation. help: :cool:
 

Obariba

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gold_1639 said:
Don't know if someone already said this, but u're 9ja when u end more than 50% of ur sentences with "o". Like, please dont delete this thread o.
TOO LATE SOMEONE GAVE THAT EXAMPLE SCROLL UP UP !!!
 

Obariba

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Yvonne said:
You know you are in Naija, if your mother has ever scolded you for not bending down all the way when sweeping with those rafialike brooms. I always told my mom, I will never have to do it when I get married, God has answered my prayer that there are brooms you can use while standing.....so when I marry, I won't worry about bending my back to sweep, there are even vaccum cleaners.

We be suffer-heads for Naija sha oh!.
I LOVE MY BROOM(PALM FROND) WELL WELL !!!! :biggrinsa
 

Simisola

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....when u've to boil yr meat for at least 2 hrs b4 chopping!
....when u make sure u squeeze out the last little toothpaste from the tube b4 throwing away.
 
Simisola said:
....when u've to boil yr meat for at least 2 hrs b4 chopping!
....when u make sure u squeeze out the last little toothpaste from the tube b4 throwing away.
wat of cutting the tube open n scrapping the inside with ur tooth brush. My grandma says its making good use of ur resources to save people that will wash the tube the stress.... I wonder where she got that from.. :rolleyes:
 

Simisola

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prettymamba said:
wat of cutting the tube open n scrapping the inside with ur tooth brush. My grandma says its making good use of ur resources to save people that will wash the tube the stress.... I wonder where she got that from.. :rolleyes:

Now, dat's way off d limits.
 

queen2

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Obariba said:
You know you are Naija when a baby is born and bathed by the grandmother. She will massage the baby's body. Hold the baby upside down and bath tha baby in a baby bathtub with both the grand mother's leg's in the bathtub too !!!!
:roll :roll :roll
 

queen2

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You know u are in naija, when you hear Ole, ole @ nite even far far away from where you stay, u will start sweating and that time u will go to the toilet to p****

You know you are in naija, When u hear, "Koni le ogbele o" @ nite
 

queen2

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You know u are a nigerian, wen u are going out and you saw ur neighbour and u will collect his/her bag and she/he will give you N10 to buy Epa, you will say "leave it Ma", but u wish to have the money, later u will Fi itiju gbaa
 

Kene

Prince of Peace
terrible

Aust_nne said:
when you try your best to imporvise Naija food no matter where U r!
Aust nne!! is like you can't cook naija food anymore? that's not bad at least you'd been filled up with KFC and Mcdonalds!!...i suggest you invite your mum for help!!! :biggrinsa i prefer cooking Onugbu!! can you prepare that? :shock
 
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