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You Know You're A Naija When....

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by kaymax, Jun 14, 2005.

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  1. lola_americana

    lola_americana i'M bRinGinG sExYBacK!!!!

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    If You Can Make A Delicious Food For The Entire Family To Eat At The Age Of 13
     
  2. lola_americana

    lola_americana i'M bRinGinG sExYBacK!!!!

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    If You Ever Get In A Fight And The First Word To Come Out Of Your Mouth Is "timba Gba Oju Bai Wa Le Ni" Knowing Good And Well You Can't Fight To Save Your Life....that Is What We Call "omo Eko Shakara"
     
  3. Yvonne

    Yvonne Registered

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    You know you are a true Nigerian if you know what "ogogoro" is.
     
  4. paj

    paj D JENGBORAN OF YORUBALAND

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    ..true words from an ex-hawker... smokin:

    Pa
     
  5. gold_1639

    gold_1639 Active Member

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    Don't know if someone already said this, but u're 9ja when u end more than 50% of ur sentences with "o". Like, please dont delete this thread o.
     
  6. Yvonne

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    Hahaha, Paj, you never cease to amaze me with your insight, psyche! That thing is a killer though, ogogoro that is, and we wonder why some people die suddenly no explanation. help: :cool:
     
  7. Obariba

    Obariba Koininonia

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    TOO LATE SOMEONE GAVE THAT EXAMPLE SCROLL UP UP !!!
     
  8. Obariba

    Obariba Koininonia

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    I LOVE MY BROOM(PALM FROND) WELL WELL !!!! :biggrinsa
     
  9. Simisola

    Simisola Well-Known Member

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    ....when u've to boil yr meat for at least 2 hrs b4 chopping!
    ....when u make sure u squeeze out the last little toothpaste from the tube b4 throwing away.
     
  10. prettymamba

    prettymamba superstar in training..

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    wat of cutting the tube open n scrapping the inside with ur tooth brush. My grandma says its making good use of ur resources to save people that will wash the tube the stress.... I wonder where she got that from.. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Simisola

    Simisola Well-Known Member

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    Now, dat's way off d limits.
     
  12. Obariba

    Obariba Koininonia

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    If you know what Jangolova means !!!!!!!!!
     
  13. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    :roll :roll :roll
     
  14. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    I cant breally remember any but i gbadun dis thread, loads n loads of lafta
     
  15. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    You know u are in naija, when you hear Ole, ole @ nite even far far away from where you stay, u will start sweating and that time u will go to the toilet to p****

    You know you are in naija, When u hear, "Koni le ogbele o" @ nite
     
  16. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    Ha, dont fink so, the last time i was in naija it was N50.00, but i dont know if it has been increased
     
  17. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    You know u are a nigerian, wen u are going out and you saw ur neighbour and u will collect his/her bag and she/he will give you N10 to buy Epa, you will say "leave it Ma", but u wish to have the money, later u will Fi itiju gbaa
     
  18. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    When NEPA brings back electricity, U shout UP NEPA..... wiv ur neighbours
     
  19. Kene

    Kene Prince of Peace

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    terrible

    Aust nne!! is like you can't cook naija food anymore? that's not bad at least you'd been filled up with KFC and Mcdonalds!!...i suggest you invite your mum for help!!! :biggrinsa i prefer cooking Onugbu!! can you prepare that? :shock
     
  20. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    Anyone that has eaten yansh of chicken is refered to as OLOFOFO, ori oti jor*** Adiye
     
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