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You Know You're A Naija When....

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queen2

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moviefan said:
1. When you are beaten mercilessly for breaking glassware or a plate.
2. As a kid, when asked by your host if you want Fanta, Coke or biscuits, you first sneak an under-eyed look at your parents for their approval.
And ur mum will say that plate is older than you
 

queen2

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mimi victor said:
When all the street are litterd with Pure water nylons
When every commercial vehicle[ Molue Taxi Danfo] is painted
When there is no different between a mechanic and a madman
This one is damn funny

And u see No food for lazy man written on the painted bus n some other funny stuffs
 

queen2

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You know you are a naija.....

When you shout Happy New Year, wiv ur neighbour, and on christmas you serve your neighbours wif christmas food

When you use Rubb as lip gloss, even in hot weather

When you use rubb as lip gloss, even in Hot weather

When you have to price food items, later the seller will insult you, that u ave nuffin to buy

When you are sick, you ask for anything and by all means you will be given

When you use Broom stick to measure the lentgh of ur feet for ur aunty to but you shoe
 

Obariba

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Kene said:
Aust nne!! is like you can't cook naija food anymore? that's not bad at least you'd been filled up with KFC and Mcdonalds!!...i suggest you invite your mum for help!!! :biggrinsa i prefer cooking Onugbu!! can you prepare that? :shock
Kene - FYI Aust NNe meant improvise as per use other things when you can not find Nigerian ingridients abroad Eg Use spinach to replace ogu amd water leaf or use Bisquick mixed with mashed potato flakes to replace pounded yam etc ...thats improvisation !!! :)
 

kaymax

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queen2 said:
When you shout Happy New Year, wiv ur neighbour, and on christmas you serve your neighbours wif christmas food

When you use Rubb as lip gloss, even in hot weather

When you use rubb as lip gloss, even in Hot weather

When you have to price food items, later the seller will insult you, that u ave nuffin to buy

When you are sick, you ask for anything and by all means you will be given

When you use Broom stick to measure the lentgh of ur feet for ur aunty to but you shoe

Oya, explain, what's wrong with using rubb as lip 'care', As soon as I exfoliate with that stupid so called scrubber thingy that doesn't work, I put on my rubb. don't mess with my rubb O.
 

kaymax

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Obariba said:
Kene - FYI Aust NNe meant improvise as per use other things when you can not find Nigerian ingridients abroad Eg Use spinach to replace ogu amd water leaf or use Bisquick mixed with mashed potato flakes to replace pounded yam etc ...thats improvisation !!! :)

oh I remember those days when my Mom did the bisquick thingy...thank God pounded yam dey now O.
 
This was a good one ooo..I have this uncle thats always saying turn off your trafficator when he's always in the car with me. and i'll be like uncle its a signal. and he'll say, that what we say in naija. and i'll just laugh..
 

Aust_nne

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Kene said:
Aust nne!! is like you can't cook naija food anymore? that's not bad at least you'd been filled up with KFC and Mcdonalds!!...i suggest you invite your mum for help!!! :biggrinsa i prefer cooking Onugbu!! can you prepare that? :shock
:sport-smi I thought I told you how to behave on NR....387 replies and you pick on mine...Isi okporoko! Happy b'day anywayz.
 

queen2

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kaymax said:
Oya, explain, what's wrong with using rubb as lip 'care', As soon as I exfoliate with that stupid so called scrubber thingy that doesn't work, I put on my rubb. don't mess with my rubb O.
Lol, i just dont like it, since there are different types of lip gloss in the market, why use rubb....
 

kaymax

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Obariba said:
So you know about Bisquick and potato flakes...I like it its tasty !!! :heart

oh gurl, how do you think I learned how to make pounded yam. for years, that was our 'iyan'. So many things have changed, I don't even have to soakk beans anymore to make moinmoin or akara, it's all there. 'bout time.
 
Drink Lucozade and Glucose when you are admitted in the hospital !!!
True to God!!! I was looking for Lucozade at ever naija store, after my last hospital stay with Malaria; I felt that since I hadnt drank Lucozade, I couldnt be getting better!


I'm currently training for the Houston Maranthon and I wont leave my house for my long runs without at least 2 of the waterbottles on my water belt filled with glucose!! Infact I don train my oyibo running partner too, she cant do without it; guys! that thing really works; after 5mile on a 13mile run, you drink some and the energy magically appears from nowwhere for you to continue the run!!! Now I know what glucose really does to the body, so much for "stealing and licking it" on my palm as a child just for the sugary taste!
 

sidney

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True to God!!! I was looking for Lucozade at ever naija store, after my last hospital stay with Malaria; I felt that since I hadnt drank Lucozade, I couldnt be getting better!


I'm currently training for the Houston Maranthon and I wont leave my house for my long runs without at least 2 of the waterbottles on my water belt filled with glucose!! Infact I dont train my oyibo running partner too, she cant do without it; guys! that thing really works; after 5mile on a 13mile run, you drink some and the energy magically appears from nowwhere for you to continue the run!!! Now I know what glucose really does to the body, so much for "stealing and licking it" on my palm as a child just for the sugary taste!
Really?!? Well done! My brother ran in the NYC marathon 4 yearsa go. I once thought about training for one, but... Kai!!

Good luck!
 
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