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You Know You're A Naija When....

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by kaymax, Jun 14, 2005.

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  1. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    And ur mum will say that plate is older than you
     
  2. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    This one is damn funny

    And u see No food for lazy man written on the painted bus n some other funny stuffs
     
  3. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    You know you are a naija.....

    When you shout Happy New Year, wiv ur neighbour, and on christmas you serve your neighbours wif christmas food

    When you use Rubb as lip gloss, even in hot weather

    When you use rubb as lip gloss, even in Hot weather

    When you have to price food items, later the seller will insult you, that u ave nuffin to buy

    When you are sick, you ask for anything and by all means you will be given

    When you use Broom stick to measure the lentgh of ur feet for ur aunty to but you shoe
     
  4. Obariba

    Obariba Koininonia

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    Kene - FYI Aust NNe meant improvise as per use other things when you can not find Nigerian ingridients abroad Eg Use spinach to replace ogu amd water leaf or use Bisquick mixed with mashed potato flakes to replace pounded yam etc ...thats improvisation !!! :)
     
  5. kaymax

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    Oya, explain, what's wrong with using rubb as lip 'care', As soon as I exfoliate with that stupid so called scrubber thingy that doesn't work, I put on my rubb. don't mess with my rubb O.
     
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    oh I remember those days when my Mom did the bisquick thingy...thank God pounded yam dey now O.
     
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    This was a good one ooo..I have this uncle thats always saying turn off your trafficator when he's always in the car with me. and i'll be like uncle its a signal. and he'll say, that what we say in naija. and i'll just laugh..
     
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    :sport-smi I thought I told you how to behave on NR....387 replies and you pick on mine...Isi okporoko! Happy b'day anywayz.
     
  9. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    Lol, i just dont like it, since there are different types of lip gloss in the market, why use rubb....
     
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    So you know about Bisquick and potato flakes...I like it its tasty !!! :heart
     
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    brenda17 Weezy F baby

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    u know u are a naija if you know what MAMI-WATER means.
     
  12. kaymax

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    oh gurl, how do you think I learned how to make pounded yam. for years, that was our 'iyan'. So many things have changed, I don't even have to soakk beans anymore to make moinmoin or akara, it's all there. 'bout time.
     
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    I hereby ban Mealone from this thread! Haba! There is only so much laughter one person can ignite now...

    Mealone, take your time.
     
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    True to God!!! I was looking for Lucozade at ever naija store, after my last hospital stay with Malaria; I felt that since I hadnt drank Lucozade, I couldnt be getting better!


    I'm currently training for the Houston Maranthon and I wont leave my house for my long runs without at least 2 of the waterbottles on my water belt filled with glucose!! Infact I don train my oyibo running partner too, she cant do without it; guys! that thing really works; after 5mile on a 13mile run, you drink some and the energy magically appears from nowwhere for you to continue the run!!! Now I know what glucose really does to the body, so much for "stealing and licking it" on my palm as a child just for the sugary taste!
     
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    Really?!? Well done! My brother ran in the NYC marathon 4 yearsa go. I once thought about training for one, but... Kai!!

    Good luck!
     
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    Old age no gree you, abi? I welcome you to FM, Pa J and GSA club. Me, I be sekzy young boys.
     
  17. Abike

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    :roll :roll :roll

    is that why the express dey on your head and you get that 5month pregnancy in ur belly...?smokin:


     
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    You tink say Marathon na dey distance between ya front door and ya dinna table?? smokin:
     
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    HAHAHAHa
     
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    If, names like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Patience, Peace, Blessing, God's Will or Mercy sound pretty normal to you
     
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