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You Know You're A Naija When....

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by kaymax, Jun 14, 2005.

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  1. Field Marshal

    Field Marshal ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER

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    Na true sey Methuselah na ya junior broda?:confused:
     
  2. Field Marshal

    Field Marshal ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER

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    Chineke eh!sweat:
     
  3. sidney

    sidney Well-Known Member

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    you know you're Nigerian:

    • When you swallow certain, if not all, foods without chewing...
    • Domestic violence in Nollywood movies seems normal..
    • "Who are you?" said in annoyance is a heavy insult!
    • You give Oyibo people ya English name becos you don tiya with the way dem dey butcha ya native name..
    • When a bill collector de mispronouce ya native name for phone, you no correct am.. And den you go say "No-one lives here by that name..."
     
  4. Field Marshal

    Field Marshal ABSOLUTE SUPREME RULER

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    :1087:sweat:Oh! oh! oh! dat's wai dem no fit find u for dat bounced check wey u gii CVS ehn?
     
  5. BostonChica

    BostonChica Active Member

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    LMAOsweat: Yes, that is soooo true
     
  6. bebelulu

    bebelulu nsukka movia

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    when u start a sentense with this phrase"in as much as" Or " how do yo mean"
     
  7. missuju

    missuju Active Member

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    Im gonna have fun with this........lol

    ure parents make u open the gift rep gently, for future use of the rap.

    ure parents fight for coolers upon coolers of food @ parris then tell u to carrry it to the car. (they don't want their freinds to see them.)

    your parents finnally talk quite on the phone when thier talking to their close freinds (but only a little too quite, cuz they are gossiping)

    u play hot potato with ure siblings when it ure parents name appears on caller ID, cuz u no their just gonna send u on a tirade of errands

    (for the first girl) when ure younger siblings do something wrong and you get blamed

    When ever you hear keys jangling in the keyhold, your heart skips a beat and u run around to make sure everything is in order.

    when you go to a parri and your father and uncles sit around to talk "politics" @ the top of their voices.

    when ure about to go to an all you can eat and your parents don't give you any food before that. (thats not abuse, they just want to get their money's worth.)

    If you've have ever been ganged up on by the auties who come to visit ure mother when u do something wrong in their presence

    when u walk into and african store and you greet all the workers thouroughy (maybe u expect them to do you a little jare in ure purchases

    More to come lol enjoy!............
     
  8. olofofogal

    olofofogal Let d smoke carry d point

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    shuo i no cee dis thread well o


    here goes:


    u knw u r najia wen u allow malice and strife rule ur world.
    when u always read between the lines wen someone tells u something.
    when u are all mouth and no action.
    wen u live abroad but always cook water for eba early in the morning.


    be bk with more l8r.
     
  9. queen2

    queen2 #lightup Nigeria

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    Wen you say happy birthday to naija instead of Happy independence
     
  10. Obariba

    Obariba Koininonia

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    when you write d instead of "the" and you are supposed to be educated
     
  11. leggy

    leggy change is constant

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    really?
     
  12. paj

    paj D JENGBORAN OF YORUBALAND

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    ..U know sey U be Naija when pesin tell U dem buy house or moto,get promotion or win court case and ya first question be "Na when we go 'wash' am?":D
    Pa
     
  13. haba_02

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    when you use the word "sir" most times when talking to your boss
     
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