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Your definition of "Kiss"

Discussion in 'GAMES, JOKES, STUFF' started by Aust_nne, May 15, 2005.

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  1. Aust_nne

    Aust_nne Well-Known Member

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    Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always
    higher than the supply.

    Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when
    returned.

    Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing

    Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips

    Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
    expansion of the heart.

    Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between
    two hearts.

    Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria

    Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris
    muscles in the state of contraction.

    Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the
    vital statistics of 36-24-36.

    Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy
    for the youth and homage for the old.

    Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is
    more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is
    applicable to all.

    Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond
    between the two dynamic objects.

    Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined
    variable.


    WHATS YOUR DEFINITION??? luxlove:
     
  2. Meddeen250

    Meddeen250 Humanitarian

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    Good one Aust nne. :)
     
  3. mimi victor

    mimi victor Well-Known Member

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    A kiss is the begining of something good or bad.
     
  4. Okestra007

    Okestra007 Mr. Lover Man

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    Okestra007: Lips in battle, tongues at war, while shower of saliva is pouring.
     
  5. amet13

    amet13 I dey keep my side

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    Well said Oke
     
  6. bandana

    bandana Active Member

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    Kiss is the begining of the journey to the land of ecstacy.
     
  7. sharon

    sharon Active Member

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    cheesy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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