Your most awesome Movie Lines

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Lines from PULP FICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Travolta: But You know the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences... And In Paris you can buy a beer in McDonalds
And you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?.....

Samuel L. Jackson: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?.......
John Travolta: A Royale with cheese
Samuel L. Jackson: A Royale with Cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
John Travolta: A big Mac's a big Mac but they call it Le Big Mac
Samuel L Jackson: Le Bigge Macca! What do they call a whoper?
John Travolta: I don't know, I didn't go to Burger King

And My favourite:
Ezekiel 25: 17
.... And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee :guns :guns


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That was the Autralian flick titled "Return to Eden" I also watched that several times because even though the husband was a murderous asshole i thought he was gorgeous!!!
This is a funny, funny thread.

Whoa, Return to Eden, I remember that movie too. Whoa! memories...


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'This is not your home' - from naija movie - Behind the plot
(Desmond's xter to his wife (Stephanie), after just coming out of prison and finding her in the home and practically in the arms of his best friend). It was so unexpected, I started laughing...


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when i was praying for you yesterday,the holyspirit told me that your wife is a witch and that we have to buy some kolanut for sacrifice- Patience Ozokwor (mama G) in the movie thru the fire.



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Rip Off, Beyonce and Rihanna

Ramsey in Rip off " They dont call me cross because i always cross my leg, they call me cross because any one who tries to cross me or double cross me ends up dead. I wont Kill you but my boys will"

Beyonce and Rihanna- Nadia " I am gonna win the competition because am the best that is, that was and that would ever be"


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Bob Manuel udokwu in one film like that cant remember the name " I am going to send you out of my house, i have seen spiritual wickedness in high and low places"


Justus Esiri to Patience O in LOVE AFTER LOVE:
"Am I the one to rekindle the dead fires of passion within you?"

sweet seduction.


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Jim Iyke to Mike E in Boy's Cot:

JI: You're a bloody liar
ME:WHat are you talking about
JI:Okay if you work in Chevron, where is their head office
ME: In Ikoyi
JI:LIAR!!!!!!!!!Its in Lekki.Your name is not even in the visitors register!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:
MikeE's grilfriend:You mean you dont work in Chevron
JI: He's a bloody liar, he doesnt work at Chevron,MTN ,MTV or even Channel O sef!


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" I WANNA SHOOT U SO BAD MY D**K IS HARD!::gnash ....Ice-T,To Wesley Snipes...I forget the name of the movie :imp
What are your most memorable movie lines? Holly/Nolly/Bolly/Golly/Kelly and all other *olly flicks apply!smokin:

Of the top of my head my favs are:

"I'm gonna give him an offer he can't refuse"-Marlon Brando from Godfather

"Say 'ello to ma lill 'frien"-Al Pacino in Scarface

"The eyes Chico, they never lie"-Al Pacino fin Scarface

What movie lines can you remember from childhood to date that struck you and are still firm favs, however old?
Ok this had me cracking up!!


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"Tega does not need any morrreee distraction if you know what i mean...I'm his wife and I'm here to stay, you wretched little wanna-be!"- Ese(Funlola Aofiyebi), with an american accent in the Nolly movie, Violated.

sweat:My younger sister tripped for, and memorised those lines when the movie came out (she was 8yrs old at the time) and she would go round the house reciting it, till we all knew it by heart!sweat:


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In the Nolly flick, The Bridesmaid:

Kate Henshaw (Katie) -"You don't know that when a woman crrrrosses the age of 25, and is still single, it takes the grace of God to find a man, in this nigeria!"

Stella D.A (Tega) -"So, that means I'm an endangered specie at 26, ehn??"

:laugh:sweat:Funny babes!sweat::laugh:


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In Good News, from mama G to Emeka Enyiocha:

"Gosh, i've always known you're a bunch of dynamite down there".

The way she said it with that cracking smile of hers just really made me burst.
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