How do I prepare Beans

[mama-gee]

How do I prepare a pot of appetizing beans?

 

[Thickmadam]

Ja Jehovah! no be today mama-gee crase start oooo

 

[Honourable]

Choi! Now I have to go and fetch my holy water! Serious deliverance is needed!!!! :roll

 

[Village-Boi]

Ja Jehovah! no be today mama-gee crase start oooo

I bow when I just see the date for this thread... and I thought the 'humour' was just a past-year thing. I no sabi say na 7yr-itch she dey skratch lol

PS - to cook beans... is the story not to put a toad in the pot as heat go make am oil one kain?

 

[Thickmadam]

nwanna, you don read all the thread wey she start?
i swear i just wasted the last 10 mins on the houston one and i almost piss for pant

Choi! Now I have to go and fetch my holy water! Serious deliverance is needed!!!! :roll

 

[Thickmadam]

hahahahaha abeg leave my hand o. i've ended up wasting the last 30 minutes of the work day.

I bow when I just see the date for this thread... and I thought the 'humour' was just a past-year thing. I no sabi say na 7yr-itch she dey skratch lol

PS - to cook beans... is the story not to put a toad in the pot as heat go make am oil one kain?

 

[Village-Boi]

hahahahaha abeg leave my hand o. i've ended up wasting the last 30 minutes of the work day.

Heh? Which kain Naija persin you be sef? Who dey do work during the last 30mins of the day? lolol

 

[Honourable]

nwanna, you don read all the thread wey she start?
i swear i just wasted the last 10 mins on the houston one and i almost piss for pant

My dear, I am still on the houston one!!!! Ya know that thread was damn juicy! Shege!

 

[Honourable]

Honestly, characters full NR! WOW! :roll

 

[kaymax]

Heh? Which kain Naija persin you be sef? Who dey do work during the last 30mins of the day? lolol

VB... VB....VB... How many times have I called you? You want to kill me for mai mama and papa with laffter, abi??? I will join His Majesty in praying for you, you no well for real.

 

[Amiga]

So this this kinda Q's have been gpoing on for a while.
Please we need a compilation of mama gee's threads

 

[Abike]

TM!!!!!!!!! :roll
:roll

Why na! lol!

 

[Village-Boi]

VB... VB....VB... How many times have I called you? You want to kill me for mai mama and papa with laffter, abi??? I will join His Majesty in praying for you, you no well for real.

Ah Kaymax... you nefa hear say laffta na melicine? Absolutely no need to dash prayer man red, blue & white candles.

 

[Thickmadam]

please just read and laugh.
going to dig up some more.
mama gee is a gem.

TM!!!!!!!!! :roll
:roll

Why na! lol!

 

[Abike]

:roll Maka why??????????????

please just read and laugh.
going to dig up some more.
mama gee is a gem.

 

[Honourable]

Oh I can't do this today again na! Am tayad of laffing like a laffing jackass!!!! :roll :roll

 

[Village-Boi]

Oh I can't do this today again na! Am tayad of laffing like a laffing jackass!!!! :roll :roll

I was just given a deadline for Tue and I dey here with belle-dey-pain-me-laffta.

 

[Honourable]

I was just given a deadline for Tue and I dey here with belle-dey-pain-me-laffta.

Choi!!!! No be only you! :roll

My own be say dis random display of laughter in public will make dem start worrying about me eh!

 

[Abike]

Honorabu and TM!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:roll

 

[Thickmadam]

i don't know how to explain my own. i mean, i just sit here trying to suppress the laughter and these people think i'm mad because i'm either wiping tears from my eyes or i'm shaking.
they probably think i have some sort of african disease, not knowing that i am trying not to laugh out loud.
the guy who sits next to me is now used to the random gasps and small bursts of laughter and the "oh shit" when i spray coffee or tea on my monitor from laugh that escaped.

Choi!!!! No be only you! :roll

My own be say dis random display of laughter in public will make dem start worrying about me eh!