Hissssssss dey there dey wait... you go wait for loooong time. A whole me that even 'man in flowing white gown' told mine motha that I was a goat tied on a tree... could not do anything. His laying hand on me could not to be do it. He cane me sef, that had no effect. He even chopped and swallowed one kilo of that una national flag colour in Red, Blue and White candles and then the highest he could do in the end was to collect one goat, one shickin, plenti candles and Naira notes (completely forgetting to collect mango on top). Petition does not work!
So thefore, therehence and therewhence explains to me hows you that cannot 'lay hand' on me, your 'imaginary friend', is proposing to tender petition to your boss that your laffingitus is cause by me?... I told you then and I told you now I will deny it.
so he didn't meet her, they fell in love over the internet...how did he know she'd died if he wasn't there? did a family member call him and tell him she'd died? 
