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[Sola]

How you take know say I be ijebu man? Even me sef no dey rememba dat.

 

[Field Marshal]

Inside where? You want it cut off?

I sabi sey you na rough rider na! As you tough reach na so you soft reach where e matter na!

 

[Field Marshal]

How you take know say I be ijebu man? Even me sef no dey rememba dat.

E neva pass ya bedtime?

 

[Thickmadam]

I sabi sey you na rough rider na! As you tough reach na so you soft reach where e matter na!

goat. Lol

 

[Sola]

goat.

No, dat one na big grammar for am. Ewu!

 

[NTB]

You and Buhari neva settle una yawa?

He's never around

 

[NTB]

NTB and ThickM, na una nyash, I mean break light be dis?

 

[Thickmadam]

He's never around

 

[Field Marshal]

No, dat one na big grammar for am. Ewu!

Molue head! Ya adult primary six education wey you take tiri times no gree you know sey she call me (Greatest Of All Time)! No be mai fault sey u no sabi toast pretty gehls.

 

[Sola]

E pain am small!

 

[Field Marshal]

U don turn to rolling stone, abi? U chop laffing gas?

 

[Thickmadam]

rolling my eyes at field Marshall

 

[Field Marshal]

rolling my eyes at field Marshall

Na shakara u dey do na!

 

[Thickmadam]

Na shakara u dey do na!

 

[toammyb]

Love it!

 

[His Majesty]

My pipul, how una dey?

Thick M, how bodi now?
Ada Mazi, kedu kwanu??

Oga Sola, bawoni?
Papi J, how go dey go??
Field M, wetin dey shele???

And to everybody else, I dey throwey salute o!

 

[His Majesty]

abeg wey gateman,?and dis Sola too like title sef..U dey ride Molue ni abi wetin b Staff again?,

Poppa J, abeg mek you PM your digitz again. I no know how I come lose am.

 

[Sola]

Poppa J, abeg mek you PM your digitz again. I no know how I come lose am.

You're supposed to rememba only important people's numbas now...Dat's why you don't have mine.

 

[Thickmadam]

His majessstyyyyyy ooo
Na ya eye be this??!!!!

 

[Field Marshal]

His majessstyyyyyy ooo
Na ya eye be this??!!!!

Akwuna!